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I guess we will find out if MRT will be a lonely guy or not soon.
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This is why you only **** girls with the same first name.Comment
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Well, here's a possible idea for stopping it happening again...
...Only make love while wearing a gag or gimp mask.
...of course, you'll be limiting your selection to a fairly exclusive group.
...maybe not.Some cry `Allah O Akbar` in the street. And some carry Allah in their heart.
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I'd recommend jumping off a bridge.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
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Actually, I've just remembered that I've seen a picture of MRT's girlfriend. The really hot one, right?
Oh dear....
YOU TOTAL ASS!!!!
Cruddy's gimp mask idea sounds like a plan.Only feebs vote.Comment
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).Comment
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Tell her you fantasized about her during your play because she used to give you the butty bombastic and you miss having the dark tunnel so you know, you think she's prettier and sexier and you like her better but... butty boom boom!
She will understand and in the near future you can join the chocolate bandits.In da butt.
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@MRT
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dude, the worst part was we were video taping it while it happened. And i did exactly what you said oerdin which didnt help...at all.
i didnt yell it out, rather i said in a whisper, "
youre so ****ing hot christina" where it should have been "youre so ****ing hot dacia"
yeah...
anyway, i have a lot to make up...
and valentines is this month too!!! GAH!"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Originally posted by MRT144
we were video taping it while it happened 
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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It's better than shouting "you're so ****ing hot Jonathan" or somesuch to her..."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Or "You're so steaming hot Mr T, i'm your fool!"In da butt.
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You better take good care of that video. I can imagine it causing frantic laughter all over the world wide web.Originally posted by MRT144
dude, the worst part was we were video taping it while it happened. And i did exactly what you said oerdin which didnt help...at all.
i didnt yell it out, rather i said in a whisper, "
youre so ****ing hot christina" where it should have been "youre so ****ing hot dacia"
yeah...
anyway, i have a lot to make up...
and valentines is this month too!!! GAH!DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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thats what i was thinking colon, which would actually be a reason to release it..."I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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Go for it man, it will take care of her feelings just fine.DISCLAIMER: the author of the above written texts does not warrant or assume any legal liability or responsibility for any offence and insult; disrespect, arrogance and related forms of demeaning behaviour; discrimination based on race, gender, age, income class, body mass, living area, political voting-record, football fan-ship and musical preference; insensitivity towards material, emotional or spiritual distress; and attempted emotional or financial black-mailing, skirt-chasing or death-threats perceived by the reader of the said written texts.Comment
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