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"And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man." -- JFK Inaugural, 1961
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is not a vice." -- Barry Goldwater, 1964 GOP Nomination acceptance speech (not George W. Bush 40 years later...)
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Fret not.
I just went through a similar nut cancer scare myself.
Even if it is nut cancer, the rate of cure is very, very high. Christ, Lance Armstrong had over ten metastases to his ****ing brain.
Generally speaking, nut cancer is a pissant."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Originally posted by Agathon
But, don't get ahead of yourself, it might be something a lot less dangerous and a lot more embarrassing.
Wise words.
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Generally speaking, nut cancer is a pissant.
'cept of the whole "losing a ball" experience.
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You only need one.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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good luck, and Merry ChristmasA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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hopefully it's benign. we're all thinking of you.B♭3Comment
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Your bollocks are in my thoughts DRoseExult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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On the whole losing a testicle thing...
It reminds me of a lame old joke.
There was once a cowboy who had one testicle and was known to his displeasure as "One Stone". Women in the saloon would occasionally taunt him with the name.
So one day he stood up at the bar and announced that he would **** to death any woman who called him 'One Stone".
One of the local floozies laughed at him, and said, "Sure... right. One Stone, One Stone!"
So he took her upstairs. An hour later they dragged her exhausted and lifeless body out of his room. He returned to the bar and yelled, "Let that be a warning! I will **** to death any woman who calls me one stone!"
Another local girl laughed at him again. So he dragged her off to his room.
Hours later he's still going at it, and the woman is exhausted, but not unhappy. Frustrated, he yells at her, "Why won't you just goddamn die, you wench!!!"
Smiling, she replied, Sorry, you can't kill two birds with one stone."
BOOM BOOM!!Only feebs vote.Comment
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Yes, I'm thinking perhaps the doctor could have left out the "may or may not have cancer" bit in his conversation with us and had just left that up to the urologist next week. Way to needlessly put a pall over Christmas, on Christmas Eve no less, Dr. DeDolph.
Before leaving for the hospital I told my mom (who drove me), "I'm going to be pissed if this turns out to just be gas." Well, at least it wasn't.
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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That is bad from the doctor. Sometimes they can be like that.
Only feebs vote.Comment
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DRD: How old are you?"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the MooniniteComment
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What a timing huh?!
Well anyway.. I repeat what others have said here, if it is testicular cancer, I assume this is very early discovery of it.. and you know it's 2004, early cancer discoveries have really high fix up rate. I mean it's really high these days. PLUS, testicular cancer is one of the 'more easier' ones anyway, so while this must be a pain in the ass right now, it's nothing very definitive.. so you should be in good care.
Worst case scenario, you have one nut removed. But that really doesn't affect your life really, except I don't know if you want to have kids, how that could work out. But there are so many other ways to have kids these days also, so even if that happens, you don't have to think about that so bad either, you can work around it anyway. And that's the worst case scenario!
So just keep on the positive man, because the bottom line is you're going to be OK, and IF this in fact even is cancer, it's been discovered very early so.. I mean thsi might be even a good thing you know. Now you can get rid of it succesfully and not have it bothering you later.
Tom Green did it, so ANYONE can do it at the end. And like said, you haven't had the test results back, so it might be even something lighter than that. I'm talking about the worst case scenario, and that doesn't seem to be too grim It sucks for sures, but you'll be OK and it won't affect your life after possible operations. So keep on the positive.. you can beat the bastard if it is in fact the bastard. And you know I'm not giving you a pep talk to keep you on the positive, these are facts. Pure facts, not just some 'oh **** I don't want to tell him the truth!' like in the war movies 'how bad is it don't lie!'.... so yeah, these are facts, not my imagination.
but keep us posted on the situation, the sucker is in for a fight it can't finish.. what a fool! I think it might be just a ghost...... but we will go on about this with guns blazing no matter what!In da butt.
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Keep up the good spirit
Best wishes,
germanos"post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
"I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller
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oh and this is also a great character test.. and you passed it with super high remarks, think about it.. and that is definitive.In da butt.
"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.Comment
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