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  • Apolyton Coffee Shop: Who you gonna call?

    /me uses the resources of the AECCP to declare open war on the Commie population of Apolyton.

    In the opening salvo, I plan on coating them in a thick sheet of ice.

    /me sets about building his device
    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

  • #2
    I'm going to call the Ghostbusters.
    A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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    • #3
      ** MrFun starts plastering the walls with Cher posters
      A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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      • #4
        Ok... no.

        /me tosses MrFun into the Coffee Shop dungeon with the remains of Leonardo Dicaprio.
        Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

        https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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        • #5
          /me starts burning the walls clean *
          Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
          "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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          • #6
            ** Coldwizard forgot about a secret tunnel in the dungeon through which MrFun escaped
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #7
              /me helps by randomly casting fireballs
              Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

              https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
                * Immortal Wombat starts burning the walls clean *

                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #9
                  /me tosses MrFun back in.
                  Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                  https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                  • #10
                    /me releases the Velociraptors into the dungeon
                    I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                    For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                    • #11
                      As the elected leader of the AECCP, I recind DD's access to AECCP resources.

                      I'm also changing the name of the party, the the AECCCP.
                      Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                      • #12
                        /me reminds che that he has never been leader of the AECCP
                        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                        For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                        • #13
                          /me puts up Ming posters on the walls.
                          Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

                          It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
                          The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by DinoDoc
                            * DinoDoc reminds che that he has never been leader of the AECCP
                            /me reminds DD that not only is he leader of the AECCP, but that he has always been leader of the AECCP. There is no Lonestar.
                            Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Apolyton Coffee Shop: Who you gonna call?

                              Originally posted by DinoDoc
                              * DinoDoc uses the resources of the AECCP to declare open war on the Commie population of Apolyton.
                              All $17.12 of it? I guess you can buy each of us a cappuccino and we'll leave you alone for one day.
                              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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