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/me chuckles as TLC catches on fire trying to hang posters on burning walls.
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I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned -
Speaking of who you gonna call, whenn you want me to call, Thebes?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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/me has superpowers, and is thus not affected by the flames. Ming gets badly singed, tho.Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?
It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- ElokComment
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Those are voodoo posters!?
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Later tonight. Work calls in a moment.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Speaking of who you gonna call, whenn you want me to call, Thebes?I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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yeah, but that makes it funnier .fir usOriginally posted by Oerdin
Such jokes are wasted on the masses.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]Comment
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You aren't even a member of the AECCP, as I recall, you didn't pay your dues.Originally posted by chegitz guevara
* chegitz guevara reminds DD that not only is he leader of the AECCP, but that he has always been leader of the AECCP. There is no Lonestar.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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** MrFun has superpowers that make him immune to the claws of the raptors, and he escaped . . . . . .
againA lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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*AHEM* There is no Lonestar.Originally posted by Lonestar
You aren't even a member of the AECCP, as I recall, you didn't pay your dues.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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He's on a ship in the blue ocean.A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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Not yet.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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damn it -- get the hell out of here
(joking)
A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.Comment
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*Siro enters followed by two tough looking representatives of AIPAC*
*Siro approaches Lonestar. Both men shake hands, and after carefully observing the present people exchange envelopes*
*Siro leaves, followed by two tough yet somewhat tired and uninspired looking representatives of AIPAC*
*Lonestar goes to a backroom of the shop to open the envelope as he lets DD watch the entrance to the backroom**
*Lonestar opens the envelope and his face glows with happiness as he grins to himself: a vast number of green bills which will be used to finance the AECCP initiatives*
(somewhere in the israeli embassy)
*Siro opens his envelope and takes out a glossy colorful booklet*
Siro: Oh, SWEEET!!! A fresh copy of Heeb Magazine (c)!!Comment
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/me comtinues to glow at the money.
*There's a loud bang, and SWAT bursts through the windows.
*SWAT Leader: CTM3 Lonestar, you are under arrest for accpeting money from the Israelis.
/me says: But I didn't sell them any National Secrets!
*SWAT Leader: Did you, or did you not hand over a copy of "Heeb" Magazine?
/me says: I got stupid! The money was too good!Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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I didn't know the coffee shop served juice.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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