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  • #31
    /me buys a controling stake in Amalgemated Road Salt, Inc.

    Plans to use the proceeds of new salt business to destroy DD
    If you don't like reality, change it! me
    "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
    "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
    "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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    • #32
      * Seeing that everyone else quite clearly has gone stark barking crazy, The Last Conformist helps himself to an Irish Coffee.
      Why can't you be a non-conformist just like everybody else?

      It's no good (from an evolutionary point of view) to have the physique of Tarzan if you have the sex drive of a philosopher. -- Michael Ruse
      The Nedaverse I can accept, but not the Berzaverse. There can only be so many alternate realities. -- Elok

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      • #33
        Yep. Juice.
        Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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        • #34



          A quick search of the AECCP's archives solves the riddle of the velocity of Super-Ejaculate.
          Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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          • #35
            Are you sure that isn't Speer? He always puts women on a pedestal...
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #36
              Originally posted by Lonestar
              * Lonestar says: I got stupid! The money was too good!
              It's not so much a situation in which the stupidity suddenly arrives as much as a continuation of the aforementioned attribute.
              I'm consitently stupid- Japher
              I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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              • #37
                I wonder if Lonestar will plead the "temporary insanity" defense.
                A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Lonestar



                  A quick search of the AECCP's archives solves the riddle of the velocity of Super-Ejaculate.
                  Have you read Supreme yet? OMFG it's such a rip on Superman.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #39
                    I have a sudden craving for McDonald's cheeseburgers, specifically the onions they put on them. Damnit! I'm pregnant.
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                      Have you read Supreme yet? OMFG it's such a rip on Superman.
                      Squadron Supreme Was written in the '70s intentionally to be a rip of the JLA. Supreme Power is a modernization that JMS ( HAIL JMS) is writing.
                      Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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                      • #41
                        /me gives MrFun a great big hug
                        Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                        https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                        • #42
                          I'm feeling heterophobic right now -- just leave me alone with my drink.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #43
                            Fine, be that way.

                            /me doesn't return MrFun's wallet
                            Pool Manager - Lombardi Handicappers League - An NFL Pick 'Em Pool

                            https://youtu.be/HLNhPMQnWu4

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                            • #44
                              give me back my wallet you bastard



                              with everything that was in it -- including the Trojan condom
                              A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                              • #45
                                Who'd win in a fight, Mike Ditka, or God?
                                Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.

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