New NES Anybody?

[Micha]

Interesting, you got the Turingi in... That´s where I live now...




Count me in!

[Jonny]

Yay! Stats! Along with some epic poetry, too!

[Tassadar500]

This looks, unbelievable. Who hasn't picked their nation yet? We should PM them.

[bipolarbear]

Huns Daily tidings!!!



The huns have announced that a massive militaristic campaign has been launched. The training of any and all able bodied and wiling huns men has begun! The hun men are being strictly shaped into an even better fighting machine.

With the current available resources, all borders that can be fortified, are being fortified, as strongly and as heavily as possible. 24 hrs a day there is are guards patrolling and a warning system of couriers have been setup.

[Gamecube64]

The Visigoths don't know what this "poetry" business is, but it sure made our heads go ouch. We wish to greet the begining of the world as soon as we can.

[Tassadar500]

Originally posted by bipolarbear
Huns Daily tidings!!!



The huns have announced that a massive militaristic campaign has been launched. The training of any and all able bodied and wiling huns men has begun! The hun men are being strictly shaped into an even better fighting machine.

With the current available resources, all borders that can be fortified, are being fortified, as strongly and as heavily as possible. 24 hrs a day there is are guards patrolling and a warning system of couriers have been setup.

This won't be the thread we will be using.

[appleciders]

Are we going to move this into a new thread then? It'd look nice to have all the stats and the map right up top. This is going to be awesome!

[Tassadar500]

I will start a new thread soon. I just want to write some things to explain the updates, and the like. I also want to format some stuff. Would you mind doing me a favor and PM'ing some people that haven't picked nations? Tuberski wanted to get started with NES'es as well, but he seems to have forgotten, so hopefully we can get him involved as well.

[Gamecube64]

Yes, we need to move it. Quickly. I have Vasconians to "assimilate".

[appleciders]

May I first state "Cool!" and second request an alliance with the Hunnic Empire under Attila's successor, Bipolarbear the Hun?

[foolish_icarus]

Originally posted by Gamecube64
The Visigoths don't know what this "poetry" business is, but it sure made our heads go ouch. We wish to greet the begining of the world as soon as we can.

our secret Vandal plan is working!

Know this, Visigothic neighbors, that it would be most dangerous for you to try to meet us on the battlefield, for if you do, we shall arrive...
chanting Dr. Seuss-like verses! Fear!

[appleciders]

Indeed, the fearsome poetry of the Vandals is a force to be reckoned with.

[Gamecube64]

We have no plans of such an invasion. Our only goals right now are getting rid of those Vasconians and Sveborummers that are polluting our glorious peninsula with their outstanding weakness.

BTW, where are the Vandals on the map?

Edit: Ahh.. nevermind. They are in Africa.

[bipolarbear]

May I first state "Cool!" and second request an alliance with the Hunnic Empire under Attila's successor, Bipolarbear the Hun?

We are actually now the Puns. We were goign to be Invader Zimbobway, but the democratic process ruled it out.

The leader of the Puns is Jesuszilla (son of godzilla).

[personal note ooc:] Seeing how pissy everybody got in the last NES, Tassy's modern one, I will state that I will officially keep the sanity levle high, and the insanity in check. And by the way, in Punic (language of the puns) It isn't pronounced Jesus, it is pronounced Jay-Zeus, a combination of the god of stupid jokes and bad interviews (Jay Leno, and the god of thunder and the gods (Zeus)

[appleciders]

Might I suggest that we establish a policy in the NES of placing random (yet funny) bs in italics and actual orders in normal text, to avoid confusion and accidental implementation of sarcastic orders? And may I congratulate Bipolarbear on his never-ending source of sarcasm?