The World 2010

[DarthVeda]

A lone Darlok frigate warped into the universe.

The captain looked on the view screen "Woah, this place is too wierd for me."

The frigate exited the universe immediately afterward.

[LordStone1]

Suddenly a booming voice was heard all across the universe. "Luke...I am...your son!" the voice intoned. Then it went silent.

Moments later, the 8,271,423 men named Luke, Lukas, or Lucas called their fathers, setting off a global telecommunications meltdown. AT&T commercials, however, continued to air.

[General_BT]

The Duraii Battlefleet exited hyperspace above the chaotic planet earth.

"Sir, we have a transmission!" on of the lieutentants aboard the 10 mile long flagship reported.

An image came upon the x-ray-gravititometer exacting image ray tube device.

"MCI, only ten cents a minute..."

The lietenatn turned to the admiral.

"Thats a great deal sir!" he beamed.
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AT DURAII FLEET HQ, DENUBIUS SYSTEM

"Sir, the last transmission we recieved from our scouting party above... earth... was repeated calls that ten cents a minute was a great deal, and that the fleet HQ should switch all communications to something called MCI..."

[Hodad]

Hodad, who had fled Chile in his Starship Bistromath (protected by a SEP field) has returned with 3 ships from the planet of Krikkit full of the white robots. To combat their deppression he pulverised Marvin.
At the same time he sent one to find HsFB and kick his ass for kidnapping the population of Chile and the other two to deal with Sigma and ScottF.
He also unleashed a horde of robots with Kill-O-Zap guns that were also undercover of an SEP.
Thank you for your attention.

[N35t0r]

OOC:
Ignore Hodad's message about me kidnapping Chile's population, it never happened.

IC:

After HsFB arranged a deal with the Martian Supreme God, Mao's actions were undone.

Message from Flagship S.S.Libertad to Bearcat:
We have decided to orbit around the same star New Hibernia is in. We will send a transport shuttle to retrieve all Argentine population who left with you. We have decided to mine the planet which is the second in row from New Hibernia away from the local star.

I put half of my Star Fleet at your disposition (not the big colony ships, but the assault forces). We are equipped with the latest Martian technology, with permanently cloaked and Arbitrer technology .
Oh, we've got three full Carrier squadrons, each one with it's twenty wraiths in perfect state.

(i know, i know. But i wont copy from StarCraft )

[Mao]

Satan and God then go to the Martian Supreme God and whoop his ass. They then tie him into an astarak prison which he will never escape.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

After a few years, the Martian God decides do side with God and Satan.

OOC Note: I control all deities muahahahaha!!!

[N35t0r]

OOC:
If you don't believe me go and check

IC:

Ehm, sorry.
That was a fake god-like god-killer bomb.
your puny gods are now DEAD.

after arriving to god-heaven (satan did his god-given job PERFECTLY) they meet Martian Supreme God (or MarSG) and make friends with him. they allied and swore their holiness not to interfere in the affairs of men (and martians)

[Hodad]

After taking control of the Krikkit robots Hodad instructed one to bat a grenade at the Sun, which was immediately pulverised.
Now, the solar system is weak and useless and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
On the way back to Krikkit I promised the robots that they could get a hold of all Gods and kick they Holy Asses.
After that occured we stopped believing in them and they were all obliterated.

[Hodad]

After taking control of the Krikkit robots Hodad instructed one to bat a grenade at the Sun, which was immediately pulverised.
Now, the solar system is weak and useless and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
On the way back to Krikkit I promised the robots that they could get a hold of all Gods and kick they Holy Asses.
After that occured we stopped believing in them and they were all obliterated.

[Luk]

I could be the moderator and estabilish all economies and armies and potential of every country, I could resolve battles and I will have no Country so I will be neutral in it... Lets start this thread from the beginning

[Mao]

Luk, get to the 1750 thread! That's where we really need extran mods!

[N35t0r]

HWAT HAPPENS WITH BILL'S FORUMS?

[Hodad]

A krikkit robot crosses Luk... and knocks him out by a single blow from a krikkit bat...
HEY, MAO! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAGE!

[Hodad]

A krikkit robot crosses Luk... and knocks him out by a single blow from a krikkit bat...
HEY, MAO! HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF YOUR CAGE!

[N35t0r]

****ING STOP DOUBLE-POSTING, HODAD!
sorry.

he should be banned for spamming.
he can't blame it on the computer, the one i use is exactly the same.