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  • Methril we need an update.

    King Francis was concerned, it was as time was never passing, he felt like he had been asleep for ages, but the watch was indicating that only a few minutes have been passed.

    He than decided to walk a little in the night throught the streets of Edinmurgh, he walked, walked and walked.

    Until he finally arrived to an old church, probably one of the very first churchs of Edinburgh, he went in, where he prayed God-Methril to make time go faster, and to make it so that today is already tomorrow.

    After the pray, the old priest of the church saw him, and recognizing him as King Francis he invited him on the back of the church, where an ancient praying dance was going on, the dance was meant to make time proceed faster.

    King Francis looked astonished at the dances, until finally he decided to join in, chanting an ancient and mistic word:

    (the one in the middle is King Francis)
    UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

    Saluti
    "Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
    The trick is the doing something else."
    — Leonardo da Vinci
    "If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
    "In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio

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    • arty:
      (that made me laugh a bit...)

      In other words, we reaaaaaly can use an update...

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      • x 1000
        The Japanese Emperor Jamshikoto gets in his wheelchair and flys to Edinburgh. Once there he joins with King Francis, driving in circles chanting the mystical words,
        "Update Update Updaaaaaaaaaaate"
        Untill he gets dizzy and has to stop for a breather. (Hes a sick man y'know)

        -Jam
        1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
        That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
        Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
        Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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        • I'll update.....tomorrow morning. Sorry about the wait, but i don't want this NES to die, so I'll update tomorrow morning for sure.

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          • Italy - Diplomacy

            Italy joins the world in doing the Update Dance.
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            Italy - Projects

            Continue (secret) nuke buildup at rate of 1 a year.

            The program of improving infrastructure is now complete. It has caused the economy to upgrade to Growing.
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            Italy - Military Orders

            Construct fortifications throughout Spain, Morocco, South Algeria, and Northern Sudan in order to protect these newly acquired areas.

            Continue to keep soldiers on the home front on the defensive and always alert.
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            Italy - Stats
            Leader: Jonny
            Capital: Rome
            Army: huge
            Navy: above average
            Air Force: above average
            Nukes: 18 (secret, only known about by us)
            Economy: growing
            Government: Military Regime
            Other Projects Completed: Anti-Ballistic Missile Defense System

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            • beginning update, this might take a while

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              • Update!!!

                In Afghanistan, Mossad agents searching Kandahar found a deadly surprise. Tons and tons and tons of enriched uranium, plus all the materials needed to make a dirty bomb with Italy written all across the canisters.

                In Indonesia, the fighting winded down as the Indonesian Army surrendered to the KA and Japan.

                In Africa, a land deal was struk between the AU and Italy. The AU recieves East Africa from and Italy for Northern Sudan, AU Morocco, and AU Algeria.

                In San Diego, another KA sattellite was launched. This satellite is permanent and has an ability to detect large things such as missile launches. The KA space program has instilled a KA pride among its many and scattered people.

                In Western Europe, Spain was attcked by Germany. The basis of proof? Evidence supporting the fact that Spain destroyed Berlin and assassinated the Israeli Prime Minister. The Germans have made a brilliant plan and have annexed the Azores, while Italy took mainland Spain with an even quicker blitzkrieg than the one in WW2.

                In Spanish Morocco, word was already being recieved of the motherland's defeat when the Italian troops landed. The demoralized troops surendered with little fighting.

                In Portugal, the Portuguese people there have decalared their independance, backed by the British. There was nobody to contest them on that. An interim nazist government has been installed until Germany and Britain finnalize a deal on the government.

                In China, massive drafts have swelled China's army to double that of any army on Earth. The unending wave of humanity has pushed back the invader at some places, but the British are still making gains.

                In space, 5 KA satellites have been shot down by Germany. More would have been shot, had it not been for the tactiacl manuevering done by the KA satellites. In response, all but 3 German satellites reamin in space.

                In Scandinavia, seeing the inevitable invasion beforehand did not help the Scandinavians. Germany is now rolling into Norway. Finland joined their allies and have taken Northern Norway and some Arctic islands.

                In South America, Amazonia, Free Brazil, and Argentinne relations grow hostile. A war seems near.

                All across the German Reich, riots have sprung. In Northern France, Turkey, Serbia, and even Germany itself, civilian and business structures have been burned or destroyed. Some are wanting independence. Others just want a change.

                In space, the first Israeli satellites were launched. They have begun cooperating with the KA.

                In Portugal, the Royal Army has marched toward Lisbon and instituted a democracy, much to the joy of the Potuguese.

                Britain now has nukes.

                In Portugal, a massacre has occured. German soldiers have slaughtered thousands of Jews in the region, sometimes in broad daylight. A few weeks later, though, the soldiers mysteriously vanished.

                The Lowlands have sunk into he Ocean!!! After the use of many nukes, horrible flooding has occured and the Lowlands have sunk, never to be seen again. To avert this in other areas, the building of giant dikes has occured world-wide.

                Number Dead from Nukes

                80,000,000

                Oceans are now white. White because the other ocean color isn't in Paint. Iran is still white, not ocean. Have fun with the update!!!!

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                • Japan to Britain (secret) : The Chinese are tougher than we thought. They have vast numbers of men. Luckily, the main production centres are already under British control. The Chinese will have trouble equipping and feeding so many men. They are also badly trained and their morale is low. We will invade through Korea, now that Indonesia is finished with, with the aim of attacking the Chinese from the rear. We will drive southwards, and hope to meet you somewhere in the middle. Is this agreeable? Our Airforce will continue to offer support to your forces in the South of China as well, it is surely big enough for the task, and the Chinese airforce no longer exists as a fighting force. (/secret)

                  To Israel (secret) : It seems the Germans are killing Jews in Spain. This is possibly an attempt to worsen relationships between Israel and Germany - an obvious act like the swastika cut into your dead president - Either the Germans are playing a dangerous game, or someone else is up to something. The Italien bombthreat is baffling to us. We advise you to trust noone, and play it safe. We have broken off diplomatic relations with Germany for the time being, but we have secret means of communication still open. We shall warn them of the possible consequecese of a war in Europe. (/secret)

                  To Kramer Assoc. : We congratulate you on your space programm. What whould you need to put a satellite into orbit for Japan ? We can make you a very good offer.

                  Orders : (surprise) deploy massive forces in Korea, which should march down into China from the Northeast. These forces include masses of fanatic cultists from Indonesia with little training and JapLite weapons. These soldiers are to do the bulk of the dying against the equally poorly trained Chinese regulars.

                  (Very top secret)Develop new long range steath bombers and escort stealth fighters with sufficent range to bomb Germany if nesscessary. (/very top secret)

                  -Emperor Jamshikoto
                  1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                  That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                  Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                  Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                  • To Germany: We request an explanation for the massacres of Jews that have taken place in Portugal. Who ordered them, why, and where are they now?

                    To Japan and Britain (secret): We have no idea what to make of what we discovered in Kandahar. It could mean either that the Italians were sending the material to Afghanistan, or else that someone was in Afghanistan preparing to use a dirty bomb against Italy. What do you think?

                    To Japan (secret): So it would seem. We have asked the Germans for an explanation, but we doubt we will get an honest one. We will welcome Japanese support if tensions start to rise again with the Germans.

                    To Iran: Could we use your airspace to intervene miltiarily in Afghanistan?

                    To World: Given that Afghanistan, a nation in anarchy, appears to be becoming a favourite destination for international terrorists and smugglers, we are now sending troops in to attempt to restore some semblance of order and make sure it does not become a source of global instability.

                    Orders:

                    If Iran agrees, begin flying troops into Afghanistan and attacking anti-Israeli warlords while trying to unite pro-Iraeli warlords. Begin airstrikes against military targets to the same end.

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                    • African Union
                      The Jews in Spain and Portugal have been killed by german troops.
                      The goverment was in shok to hear and desided to come to their Allies help.

                      to Israel:
                      We are sorry to hear about the massacre!
                      You can count on us in anything you do about it.

                      to Italy:
                      Your German ally is bringing a disaster to earth!
                      Break ties with him or we shall come to Israel aid even more than what we need.

                      to Germany:
                      Are you trying to becom a walking disaster?!
                      If the anti jewish acts will not stop soon, we will need to push german holdings in Africa!

                      ORDERS
                      Later...

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                      • To AU: Thank you for your support. If worst comes to worst, we may very well need it.

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                        • Japan To African Union : We thank you for your support of our long-term friend Israel. (secret) If you are attacked in Africa, we will send what help we can. (/secret)

                          -Jam
                          1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                          That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                          Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                          Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                          • To: Japan
                            From: Britain

                            Yes, the Chinese are tougher than expected, but that's juct thanks to their numbers of troops, however we know have control of almost all the most Important Chinese centers, with the exclusion of Beijing, we have reason to believe they won't be able to resist for long, also if you manage to take control of Manchuria the Chinese will be virtually resourceless, and their soldiers will just become shooting targets for ours. Victory is near.

                            To: Israel, Japan
                            From: Britain
                            (secret)
                            It's still a mistory to us what that bomb could be, we hope that your troops will manage to make light in the events, you have our diplomatic support for your operation.(/secret)

                            To: Germany
                            From: Britain

                            The war against the Spanish Empire was much shorter than expected, so here is our deal about Portugal, let's try to see if we can find a compromise, this is what we would like, some terms we can compromise over, other we can not.
                            - Portugal is to stay independent, Germany and Britain will commit to defend it against any aggressor
                            - Portugal is NOT to have any sort of Racial law (this point can not be discussed)
                            - Portugal is to have a Constitutional Monarchy ruled by the old Portuguese Royal Family (whose heir to throne will marry my sister)
                            - Both Britain and Germany (and Italy if they want to) may establish military and naval bases in Portugal, but those bases must be solely committed for the defence of Portuguese independence.
                            - Portugal will not enter any military alliance other than a defensive pact with the two of us.

                            What do you say

                            To: The World
                            From: Britain

                            We wish to announce the world that Britain has just discovered the nuclear technology, however we also announce that Britain will never attack anyone with nukes, unless we are fired against first.

                            Saluti
                            "Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
                            The trick is the doing something else."
                            — Leonardo da Vinci
                            "If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
                            "In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio

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                            • To Britain (secret): Thank you for your support. We will investigate this matter furhter once we have brought Afghanistan to heel. And congratulations on your joining the nuclear club.

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                              • KA to Japan:

                                We would be happy to launch sattelites for you. It will cost



                                KA engineers and construction firms are preparing to build anyhting possible in coastal areas that will help to protect them in the event of further sea level rises. Agricultural specialists and bioengineers are also looking into the possibility of adapting food and livestock should world climate conditions change dramatically.
                                Those walls are absent of glory as they always have been. The people of tents will inherit this land.

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