SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Samuel Johnson]

After playing in his garden for the morning, Saddam went to check the mail. "Oh!" he exclaimed, a new issues of BOMBED, my favorite cutting edge magazine for the modern despot.

"Just let me take off the plastic. Um, maybe tear at it... no how about my teeth? OK, that doesn't work, teeth and tear at the same time. Urgh. How about teeth, tear with hands and claw it with my toenails. Finally, I get BOMBED open. A snow shower of advertisements fall out of it. They gather around my feet like flat little Willard rats threatening to cover my body..."

Oh look, an article about how smart I was in getting nuclear bomb making technology from Germany not Poland as my stupid son Camel thought. What a maroon but then his mother had four humps.

Oh, what's this in the classified ads, "Will self-immolate for money, payable to my family of course." Hmmmm... that gives me idea.

[Metaliturtle]

Note: Everyone should now refer to Europe as Bonschnooglia, and polish territory as the territory of BEER

[Rotten999]

"That's one dead dog." Beria held a hand over his face.

"That dog is possibly our greatest hero." Aronovich stifled a tear. He had a dog growing up, and this was bringing back memories.

"This animal," the head scientist joined the Soviet leaders, "survived in orbit on Sputnik 2 for two days. With a little more fine tuning, we'll figure out a way to make space travel completely safe." The scientist pulled a tarp over the mortal coil of the Space Dog.

"Very good. Expect bonuses all around." Aronovich dismissed himself, Beria in tow.

"Well, I'm pleased with this development. What of the revolution in Zululand?"

"Our forces have almost completed the removal of the backwards old regime. Another month, at most." (Aside: the soldiers arrived via the black sea fleet, not marching overland, of course).

"Good. I don't think we have much of a need for such a large army after that...science needs the funding more."

Beria frowned. "Couldn't we just purge the scientists to get them to work harder? It's only rocket science, not brain surgery."

Aronovich frowned and shook his head.

[civman2000]

Denmark and Iceland are not Danish because they were not on the original map, they were whatever they are now. Soviet troops got to Zululand via their Indian ocean fleet (I assume as a superpower they have a fleet in every ocean). What haven't I updated on the map??? I thought people did not necessarily research specific tech, but slowly aaccumulate it, and that every week everyone advances a 3rd of an era (late indust.->early modern->middle modern->late modern). However, you can adveance earlier by getting tech from your friends that are more advanced.

[civman2000]

OT: wow cool I'm a king now! Woohoo!

[SKILORD]

I thought people did not necessarily research specific tech, but slowly aaccumulate it, and that every week everyone advances a 3rd of an era

you have an excellent grasp of how this works, thwe era jump is tommorrow.

[SKILORD]

Canada has launched it's first sattelite, designed to gather information for a week before falling back to earth, we look to our Russian freinds for help wiuth our space program.

The Canadian Navy has begun patrolling the coast more watchfully since China made it's threats.

[trickey]

OK, if there is a war, who decides who wins. Or is it just the person with the larger navy

[trickey]

i mean the larger navy, army or airforce, whatever one is applicable

[Cap'n Crunch]

Greece has a New set of six nuclear weapons. They send one to china to admit it to


THE AXIS OF EVIL!

1 is used on Toronto, the Capital of Canada
1 is used on Leningrad
1 is used on Tokyo, they're already at war with us due to the Native Alliance w/ the Zulus

1 is used on London, just to spread the joy.

1 is ready to hit the first nation to strike back.

Greece also pulls out of the Carribean, passing it on to the Communist rebels, congrats to Fidel. America: i'm not violating monroe doctrine anymore at least

BWUHAHAHHA!

EVIL!
EVIL!
EVIL!

[SKILORD]

Toronto isn't the capitol of canada you idiot

[trickey]

Muhaha.............evilevil

"Well this sure is quite a view isn't it"

"Yes sir it sure is, you can see the entire port from here. Sir if you don't mind me asking, what is in that huge ship that appears to be docking in our harbour?" questionned the deputy comrade

"Oh golly gee, it looks like we have reicieved our nuclear warhead and been officially accepted into


The Axis Of Evil .

Now we will delpoy our missle tommorow night after i get some shuteye. As for now, do you know if there is any Canadiands visiting or living in this country?" questioned Ima Communist


"Uh, yes sir, last check there was about two thousanad here. Why????"

"Im sorry, you didn't say 2000 did you? By tommorow there will be 200." said Mr. Communist in a very disterbing voice


"Which country will they be sent to sire. I pressume Canada."


"Your presumtion is right" declared Ima "the bodies will be sent to Montreal and will arrive there at 6:00 o'clock. Another preasent will arrive in Montreal one hour later .


"Bodies sire?"



"YES

[trickey]

Toronto= captital of ontario

Ottawa=capital of canada

[SKILORD]

Prime Minister Canuk called an emergency meeting of the Warsaw pact.

"Freinds, Gentlemen, we have come here today to discuss the gravest matter. The future of Greece. As you know the greek terrorist nation has caused the deaths of over 10 Million civillians in most of our nations following their refusla to pay the reparitions demanded fairly by the Bonschnooglian ExEurope Revolutionarry. many of our cities have been destroyed by this scum that China has aligned itself with. How do you feel we shall deal with them?"

[trickey]

"Sire, we have finished killing the 1800 canadians that you ordered dead."

"Excellent, you finished early, send the bodies to Montreal" snickered Mr. Communist "deploy our Nuke to Ottawa, i want people to be left to see the bodies. Muhahahaha"