SNESA - SKILORDS Never Ending Stories Apolyton

[Samuel Johnson]

Additional: Your foolish ally Poland traded us all the tech we needed to make ICBMs. Check the chart.

[civman2000]

President Gephardt called for his Chief of Staff, Eric Weisman.

"What is it now Gep?"

"I'm getting worried about elections again."

"They're still 3 and a half years away, why are you so paranoid? The polls are still on your side, your approval ratings are around 55."

"I just think, despite the xenophobic isolationist quirks everyone is having, they'll get sick of it fast. I'll be surprised if we have the majority in Congress after the next elections."

"Aw c'mon, I'm telling you you're just paranoid."

"Think what you want, but we need something to excite the people."

"Hmmm...what about building spaceships?"

"Great idea! And we can colonize the moon to be self-sufficient!"


The US has begun making spaceships and has launched a little thing similar to Sputnik. However, the only goal is to get resources from the moon and be self-sufficient, NOT to enter the space race

[civman2000]

no, it's not 1954, that will be in 3 days. ANd ICBMs were cutting edge at thebeginning, any Polish ICBMs were made by Russia. After all, the most advanced anyone is is early modern (although everyone will go up a notch wednesday). Most of the long range nukes, I assume, were planted by terrorists. No one is even close to SDI, not till at least a week from now.

[trickey]

"Alright, what will be the first thing i do as ruler of this great Chinese Empiere?" asked comrade Communist to his military advisor. "Attack somone much smaller than us of course, sir" replied the advisor with an evil grin on his unbelieveably ugly face. "Ok Canada it is, deploy our glorious navy on to the vast coastlines of that big empty land...muhahah" snickered Ima Communist "Ok sir so is that both of our galleys or just the one that can float?"questionned the advisor "Uhhh lets deploy both of our gal..WHAT!!!! We only have two galleys in our entire navy!?! This is unbelievable!"ranted on Mr. Communist for what seemed like hours to the advisor. "Hold all plans until we biuld our navy up to what the world considers 'small' then we will evaluate our situation. Now got check my email and see if I got a response from that crazy fool in Greece and where is my cheese and crackers.......




ooc: so how'd i do?

[Samuel Johnson]

OOC: Note to CIVMAN: You are somewhat correct. Remember, Poland traded me technology not ICBMs. I could be bluffing about having any ICBMS, after all. I will invite my scientists to Uurk to discuss research into Computers to replace our one I-MAC. Happy? Perhaps this game needs a dungeon master type referee...

[civman2000]

not bad...canad should be scared, I bet you'll be out of the warsaw pact within minutes

[civman2000]

all currently early modern ivs will be middle modern and be able to build mech infantry, modern armor, and tactical nukes; most will be able to build ICBMs. CUrrently late industrial civs (I think no one except maybe China that is controlled by someone, all the rest have gotten up to early modern by trading/buying tech) will be early modern: maybe tactical nukes, primitive mech infantry and maybe but probably not modern armor.

[SKILORD]

Canada is Scared The Troops on the West Coast are tripled by the Peace loving Canadian people.

China:
Do'n't forget what happened to america's offensive into my territory. I have a strong ally to your north. I am also in your alliance. i will not be using nukes on your forces though. something just as painful to them though. back off.

Warsaw pact Members:
Please help me defend my poor war torn nation from China should they attack. I also propose that they be removed from the alliance. i have a trick up my sleeve that'll hold them off should they attack, but not for long.

To Alaska:
If the other member nations aprove i think you should join the Warsaw pact.

[Rotten999]

Originally posted by Samuel Johnson
Perhaps this game needs a dungeon master type referee...

Frankly it pains me to be the "reality police" but things are getting pretty ridiculous.

I thought it was one tech a week? At that rate, integrated defense is a ways off.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Greece proposes a new Alliance:

The Axis of Evil. Evildoers unite!

[Samuel Johnson]

To Ivan: I have changed my future research into Computers. I assume that all I have from the modern age is Rocketry, Spaceflight Satellites and Fission.

Given that we are in the dreary '50s, I also change the reggae festival to a, yawn, "50's dance festival" and invite all the s-h-a-g bands from Virginia Beach to Uruk for the happening. I also am inviting Marilyn Monroe to sing "Happy Birthday" to me and my foreign advisor is now played by Natalie Wood but she's gonna have to get a cooler hairdo. We also offer asylum to James Dean, Alec Guinness, Frank Sinatra and Elvis since y'all are the coolest dudes of the '50s.

[Samuel Johnson]

Also to Ivan: Let's talk about realism. How did all those Soviet troops magically appear in Zululand with out ROP through Iraq and Egypt? Hmmm?

[trickey]

"Commrade, we have reicieved news that some of the Elvil-Doers of the world are banding together to form the Axis of Evil. We are sure to anger the warsaw pact should we join (like thier not already p*ssed off enough) but the position it ould put us in to do bad things to people we don't like is very attractive. Do you wish to join the band of hooligins that are sure to cause much trouble in the world."stated China's diplomatic advisor



"Woohooo!!! Join, on one condition: we recive one nuclear warhead for our participation in thier evil plans."


"Will do sir"

[SKILORD]

I vow to look more into the realism....

beware the PM's with "Reality Check" as their subject!

[Metaliturtle]

Additional: Your foolish ally Poland traded us all the tech we needed to make ICBMs. Check the chart.

OOC: Actually, we traded you the plans to the submarines with screen doors, we offered the Nukes, but you didn't offer anything in return, you have no nuclear knowledge, Sam, unless Germany traded with you.

Civman, U didn't update the map

Where did Commander Steve go? (End OOC)

Instead of changing the country name to Europe, Poland is changing the Continent name to Bonschnooglia, References to Eurasia will now be known as Bonschnoogliasia, and Poland will now be known as the Bonschnooglian ExEurope Revolutionarry, or BEER!!

BEER sends a fleet of warships to blocade the harbors of Holland.
Denmarck keeps it's independence, because Denmarck is cool ((OOC: ONCE AGAIN, GREENLAND AND ICELAND ARE DANISH, FIX IT! Iceland isn't due to achieve independence for like 4 more game years, and Greenland is still a Danish Province today, give the land to DENMARCK))

To the ruler of Greece: I offer you a non-agression pact, to bring the Bonschnooglian Continent under a quicker peace. I am still waiting for you to send the reparation check for the two cities, Paris, and Berlin, which you nuked just prior to their liberation, unprovoked, and unrequested.

To the ruler of Iraq: QUIT BLUFFING YOU ****ER

To the Warsaw Pact countries: let's spread some communism

To independent nations: Money, and attractive Bonschnooglian women to all who accept the warsaw pact, and recognize the true power of Communism.

To China: Canada is my largest military supplier, do not even think of threatening that nation, or my "gifts of thanks" will cease to be, and without those you cannot fund your military.

To America: We are returning your prisoners of war in the hopes that a peace may come between our two great Nations.

To Holland (if you have a leader): I suggest you relenquish your territory to me, before your people do it for you.

To the USSR: I thank you for your support in my recent conquest of Bonschnooglia, know that you have my backing in your further endeavors for peace.