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Mehul sent an email to UT.com:
As you all have noticed, the Swirve.com Network has experienced significant downtime over the course of the several days. This has been caused by a user (or group of users) with malicious intent attempting to bring our network down by flooding it with requests.
We are currently working on resolving the situation both in the near and long terms with a number of technical improvements. In addition, we will be pursuing a criminal investigation into the source of the problem and taking appropriate action where possible. The FBI has been notified and both Swirve.com and our ISP are requesting a priority investigation.
In the meantime, we apologize for the intermittent downtime and our technical people are doing all they can to get and keep the site online and functional.
Also, as a sidenote, Swirve Mail is still functional at http://mail.swirve.com.
Thank you for your patience,
Mehul Patel
Swirve.com, Inc.
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Originally posted by Zopperoni
Yea, it's appaling right now.
Come to think of it: wouldn't this be the ultimate time to start a Dragon project?
My monarch is thinking the same thing. Dragon #8 is almost complete. We call all our dragons "Fluffy", so the "Fluffy's Going Away Party" thread is where you post your dragon donations. I donated 1 million gc, then I stole another million from a target with lots of gold, so I donated that too.
Here's the thread in our forum....None, Sedentary, Roving, Restless, Raging ... damn, is that all? Where's the "massive waves of barbarians that can wipe out your civilisation" setting?
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One of the most funniest things I ever saw on the net.
Gangsta Smurf is the BF of our Queen, and de facto he is like another King.
He uses the nickname Anubis, and some call him Anus because of that.
This is what he posted today :
Gangsta Smurf (3:2) March 4th, YR6
Ok, Fooda wins. Tonight at 1:30 AM the phone rings. I pick it up and hear a nice, gentle womans voice say
Operator: "you are receiving a relay call, are you familiar with relay calls?"
Me: "Nope"
Operator: "The person calling you is at a computer. They will type things and I will read them to you. I will type your response back to the user. Will you proceed?"
Me: "Uhhhh... ok?"
Operator: "Is this Dale"
Me: "... yeah."
Operator: "... Anus, you suck."
Me: "...."
Operator: "Oh, the user has disconnected. Thank you for using our service, bye."
LOL I can't even begin to think of how to top that. I'll have to work on that 1 for a while.
It took me 30 seconds to narrow it down to Fooda or Super, and a quick trip to the webpage and I knew the culprit
- The Humble Viscount Anubis"Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.
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what must the operator have thought<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
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*mental note to self*
Don't give Zopper your phone number.<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
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yeah those two are the crazy monarchs, actually it works out best this way IMO.....they can use each others accounts and do frequently....
doing an elite pump now,
zopper are you sure you don't want in our kd....Boston Red Sox are 2004 World Series Champions!
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Originally posted by Zopperoni
We even got our first War-win of the round this morning =)
April 18th, YR6 location concealed has surrendered to us! Our people rejoice at our victory!
War Wins: 7
Yep, we just got our seventh. Seven wars, seven war wins. Not many kingdoms have more wins than us.None, Sedentary, Roving, Restless, Raging ... damn, is that all? Where's the "massive waves of barbarians that can wipe out your civilisation" setting?
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