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  • #16
    Does anyone knows whether happiness can change while in protection?
    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Eli
      Does anyone knows whether happiness can change while in protection?
      It doesn't.

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      • #18
        well i am with eli of course3:2 BF......
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        • #19
          My kingdom is a freaky place.

          Last age we had a province join our kingdom late in the age. He only joined us about a week from the end of the age, so he didn't get the "Stay in Kingdom" option.

          So this age he creates a new account. Guess where he ends up. Yep. Right back with us as if he had never left.

          Here's his message:

          Hi

          I am the guy from the last age ... But I could't stay on kd that time so I created a new account, guess were i came? :P Not that big chans
          To make it more interesting, this is not the first time it has happened in our kingdom. The last time this happened was about 18 months ago was when we had someone in the Kingdom tell their best friend in RL about Utopia, the best friend creates a Utopia account ... and land in our kingdom with their best friend from RL.

          The odds of landing in a particular kingdom when creating an account are about 1500 to 1.
          None, Sedentary, Roving, Restless, Raging ... damn, is that all? Where's the "massive waves of barbarians that can wipe out your civilisation" setting?

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          • #20
            I defected stright into Zops and War4Ever's kingdom two ages ago.
            "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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            • #21
              Yea, I still have the ICQ log of that moment:


              Eli 21/07/20 19:37
              Tum tum tum. Should I defect?


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:47
              do you hate your Kd already? =)


              Eli 21/07/20 19:48
              Newbie ghetto.

              I defected to an awesome kingdom


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:48
              where are you now?


              Eli 21/07/20 19:48
              27:10


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:48
              ohh...****...is that you in my Kd? =))


              Eli 21/07/20 19:49
              hehe


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:49
              this is neat...War4ever, you and me in the same Kd =)


              Eli 21/07/20 19:50
              you're on bf


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:50
              not anymore...


              Eli 21/07/20 19:50
              you're not serious, right?


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:50
              WoL 27:10...Tonberrys Torch


              Eli 21/07/20 19:51
              impossible


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:51
              yeah, I was shocked myself too


              Eli 21/07/20 19:51
              send me a message


              Eli 21/07/20 19:51
              Holy ****, I saw your post now on poy


              Zopperoni 21/07/20 19:52
              I sent you a msg


              Eli 21/07/20 19:52
              HOLY ****!


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              • #22
                <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Zopperoni

                  30% Banks
                  10% Guilds
                  08% Towers
                  20% Barracks
                  05% Stables
                  02% Dungeons
                  15% Armories
                  10% Libraries
                  No forts?
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                  • #24
                    Forts arent that neccessary at this early stage. Later on in the age, at around 600-800 acres you should consider removing 10% of the Banks for Forts.
                    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by DinoDoc
                      No forts?
                      Forts are for wusses.
                      None, Sedentary, Roving, Restless, Raging ... damn, is that all? Where's the "massive waves of barbarians that can wipe out your civilisation" setting?

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                      • #26
                        Fear us.

                        Smurf Squad KLA (3:2) Kingdom Analysis
                        [http://www.UtopiaTemple.com Angel v1.39 Beta]

                        ** Statistics **
                        Provinces in Kingdom: 25
                        Total Land: 5,154 Acres (Average: 206 Acres)
                        Total Networth: 201,975gc (Average: 8,079gc)
                        Average Networth per Acre: 39.19gc
                        Dragon Cost: 353,456gc (68 soldiers for 1%)
                        Dragon Send Range: 161,580gc - 252,469gc

                        ** Relations **
                        Current Relations: None
                        War Wins: 0
                        Hostile Targets (min): 181,778gc or 4,639 Acres
                        Hostile Victim (max): 224,417gc or 5,727 Acres

                        ** Races **
                        Dwarf: 18 (72%)
                        Human: 2 (8%)
                        Elf: 2 (8%)
                        Faery: 2 (8%)
                        Halfling: 1 (4%)

                        ** Land **
                        1. Nuclear Smurf [DW] - 221 Acres (4.3%)
                        1. Anoying Smurf [EL] - 221 Acres (4.3%)
                        3. Crooked Smurf [DW] - 215 Acres (4.2%)
                        4. Obscene Smurf [DW] - 213 Acres (4.1%)
                        4. Suicide Smurf [DW] - 213 Acres (4.1%)
                        6. Smashed Smurf [DW] - 212 Acres (4.1%)
                        6. Gangsta Smurf [DW] - 212 Acres (4.1%)
                        8. Devious Smurf [DW] - 210 Acres (4.1%)
                        9. Carrion Smurf [DW] - 209 Acres (4.1%)
                        10. Naughty Smurf [DW] - 208 Acres (4%)
                        11. iAmNotA Smurf [DW] - 205 Acres (4%)
                        11. Bludick Smurf [DW] - 205 Acres (4%)
                        11. Smiling Smurf [DW] - 205 Acres (4%)
                        11. Twitchy Smurf [DW] - 205 Acres (4%)
                        15. IamHoDF Smurf [HU] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Dspunky Smurf [HA] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Demonic Smurf [FA] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. ImMrBad Smurf [DW] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Drunken Smurf [EL] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Nevrmnd Smurf [DW] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Crushed Smurf [DW] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Lunatic Smurf [DW] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. 7Letter Smurf [HU] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Kakarot Smurf [DW] - 200 Acres (3.9%)
                        15. Reelold Smurf [FA] - 200 Acres (3.9%)

                        ** Networth **
                        1. Gangsta Smurf [DW] - 8,705gc (4.3%)
                        2. Devious Smurf [DW] - 8,628gc (4.3%)
                        3. Nuclear Smurf [DW] - 8,608gc (4.3%)
                        4. Obscene Smurf [DW] - 8,412gc (4.2%)
                        5. Naughty Smurf [DW] - 8,354gc (4.1%)
                        6. Carrion Smurf [DW] - 8,294gc (4.1%)
                        7. Twitchy Smurf [DW] - 8,293gc (4.1%)
                        8. Suicide Smurf [DW] - 8,280gc (4.1%)
                        9. Crooked Smurf [DW] - 8,265gc (4.1%)
                        10. Demonic Smurf [FA] - 8,226gc (4.1%)
                        11. Anoying Smurf [EL] - 8,164gc (4%)
                        12. Smashed Smurf [DW] - 8,152gc (4%)
                        13. Nevrmnd Smurf [DW] - 8,026gc (4%)
                        14. Drunken Smurf [EL] - 7,983gc (4%)
                        15. Crushed Smurf [DW] - 7,921gc (3.9%)
                        16. ImMrBad Smurf [DW] - 7,892gc (3.9%)
                        17. Smiling Smurf [DW] - 7,883gc (3.9%)
                        18. Bludick Smurf [DW] - 7,864gc (3.9%)
                        19. IamHoDF Smurf [HU] - 7,810gc (3.9%)
                        20. Kakarot Smurf [DW] - 7,737gc (3.8%)
                        20. Reelold Smurf [FA] - 7,737gc (3.8%)
                        22. Lunatic Smurf [DW] - 7,728gc (3.8%)
                        23. iAmNotA Smurf [DW] - 7,702gc (3.8%)
                        24. Dspunky Smurf [HA] - 7,691gc (3.8%)
                        25. 7Letter Smurf [HU] - 7,620gc (3.8%)
                        "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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                        • #27
                          lol the funny thing eli, is there are other kds on our island alone that have MORE dwarves than us...

                          my build strat for 300 acres OOP is similar to yours...but i failed l&p gr.......
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                          • #28
                            grrrr...i wondered why i couldn' explore just now..turns out i forgot to raise my draft rate, so now i'll come OOP almost 100 acres smaller
                            <Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
                            Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!

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                            • #29
                              Bummer...

                              I'm making a fairly good start, I have L&P and MM running now.

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                              • #30
                                i am coming out 302 acres with 1250 archers 1863 axemen and about 132 thieves.....

                                i think the grabs will be easy, my only lament is do i have more defence, or go more offence and ditch the thieves...with all the dwarves in the game, someone would have to be targeting me.....

                                so odds are good you could come oop with no thieves and then train them
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