Best game one-liners?

[Mr. President]

"Okay. We'll disband for good."
-- Team Rocket Executive in Pokemon Gold

I love how agreeable Team Rocket is. All it takes to break them up is one kid with a couple of trained monsters.

[St Leo]

"I like Pokemon." - Mr. President

[Mr. President]

Wow, I was in a game without even realizing it!

[FlameFlash]

Ah... the game of life...

[loinburger]

"You don't know how to write that! You write 'Woot was here' and the scroll disappears."

-Nethack, when trying to write a scroll that you've never seen.

[FlameFlash]

"Food went that way..." Me *pointing.*
"Food? FOOD!" Ogre *making crashing sounds as he runs outside...*
*around laughter* "2 experiance points for cleaverness... you didn't kill it!" GM "And now he's just running around the building..."
"FOOD!" Ogre *seeing another player who'd been walking nonchalantly along to search a different building.*
"Oh crap..." Other player.
Me and GM *evil laughter*

--Role-playing with some friends last Thursday... (hey, it's a game... with a combo of one-liners...)

[Ari Rahikkala]

"Core dumped" - NetHack, after eating an apple or a pear.
"Segmentation fault -- core dumped" - NetHack, after eating an apple or a pear when hallucinating.
"Mmm... milk!" - UnReal World, after trying to milk a bull and drinking the result...

[MattyBoy]

"Core dumped" - NetHack, after eating an apple or a pear.

Yes that was very good as it looked exactly as if the UNIX process had core dumped.

I don't remember seeing that in more recent versions.
I wonder whether it had been removed.

I also love the way nethack allows you to continue receiving your emails while you are inside the game to make the experience a little more immersive.

[Maquiladora]

I cant believe no one mentioned Sam & Max

Well, it all started the day before today. I remember it just like
it was yesterday.
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Sam: I'm thinking of a number from one to ten, and I don't know why.
Max: Me too!
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Sam: Hey, a talking cat!
Cat: Look, a stupid dog. You must be the freelance police
Sam: Yes well, don't go blabbing it to everybody.
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Sam: Your head is oddly disproportionate to the rest of your body.
Cat: It's the vocal cords, you'd be surprised how much room they take up.
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Sam: Well you're looking hale and hearty little buddy.
Max: I'm a coffee achiever Sam!
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Sam: My little buddy here needs to use the facilities.
Max: Facilities be damned! I need a bathroom!
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Sam: Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know
or care about?
Max:Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there.
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MAX: I have to use the ghastly-smelling restroom!
SAM: Here -- use these special tongs for anything you have to handle.
MAX: ANYTHING?
...
SAM: How was it, little buddy?
MAX: It was dark, like a cave, and there were no toilets -- just black,
smoking holes in the walls and floor! Giant roaches howled like damned
souls as they skittered along the moldering grout-work!
SAM: Did you wash your fluffy paws?
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Sam: Lets stop someplace and take a rest. A little to the left Max.
There's another weird lizard farm coming up fast at eleven o'clock.
Max: I feel the warmth of it's presence Sam.
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PIRATE: We're going to bury you with our extra stash!
MAX: BURIED ALIVE? I'm alarmed!
PIRATE: We're going to shoot you first.
MAX: Oh, thank God.
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MAX: I don't like his filed teeth and his watery, yellow eyeballs!
SAM: You can't even see his face from here!
MAX: I don't like his belligerent elbows, his threatening ear-backs!

Not really one liners, but easily the funniest game i ever played.

[MattyBoy]

Nethack:
Fumbling keys, I accidentally tried to "apply" my "lock pick" to my cat, Morris:

I don't think Morris would appreciate that.

[FlameFlash]

Now that's priceless.

[mrboo123]

Originally posted by CapitanGarlic
I forget which hockey game this is from, but:

Announcer 1: That was incredible!
Announcer 2: Then don't eat it...
Announcer 1: I said INCREDIBLE!

Its NHL 2002

[Mr. President]

"D'you want axe?"
-- Troll Berserker in WarCraft II

[Thrawn05]

Originally posted by Maquiladora
I cant believe no one mentioned Sam & Max

SAM: You know I never always wanted to be a cop.
MAX: Me neither, I wanted to be a Hun.


For those who played Morrowind, you should of noticed the number of naked Nords out there... well there's another in Tribunal!

Forstaag the Sweltering
What're you looking at? No, I'm not paralyzed. And I've never even met a witch, much less been asked to escort one anywhere. Why am I naked? Because it's too damned hot here! You people think that every time you see a naked Nord barbarian, he's been tricked by some witch. So narrow minded. Now leave me alone.

[Mr. President]

"Welcome to the Dark Ages."
-- Defeat message for final level of Roman campaign in Age of Empires: Rise of Rome