Best game one-liners?

[Rogan Josh]

My wife used to get pissed at me for playing Commandos because every now and again she would hear:

"comin' right over"

[Kassiopeia]

dm:

"Snfff... this is some stuff"... not too sure how that went, actually.

[Sten Sture]

the only one that has emerged from the PC into my pop culture is from the early 90s game Links386 -

"Looks like you hit the tree, Jim"

[devilmunchkin]

kass: "you need more supply depots"

[H Tower]

"All your base are belong to us"

[St Leo]

"Why do you keep touching me?" - male voice, War2 Expansion

[Mr. President]

"Hello! My name is Yoshi. On my way to rescue my friends, Bowser trapped me in that egg."
-- Super Mario World

The first time I saw this, I almost died. The SNES had only been out for a few weeks and I had never seen anything as cute as Yoshi before. That's one of the SNES games I still play.

[Kassiopeia]

"Battlecruiser reporting!"

[Juggler]

"erm...sir...could you like...shut up?" - Butthead speaking to principal in a beavis&butthead game (can't remember which one)

[ChaotikVisions]

"I love the dead.....frequently."-Necromancer in WC3

"(dwarf)We must defeat the dwarves! (another dwarf)...We are the dwarves.(dwarf)Oh."-Steam Tank in WC3

"Ahh, thats the stuff."-Marine in SC after StimPacking

'My words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"-Civ2

"Stuuuuuuuuupid!"-Various Dark-Elves in Morrowind after you kill them.

[Chowlett]

"Looks like you hit the tree, Jim"

That's "Looks like I hit the tree, Jim."

Also, from Diablo 2 - let's see if I can remember...

Gheed:
"I haven't been this pleased since a love-starved maiden let down a bit more than her hair..."
"I'm going to party like it's 999!"
"You know, I've named a boil on my ass after you. It, too, bothers me every time I sit down."

Cain:
"She reminds me of some preistesses of Zakarum I once knew. They don't take vows of chastity, you know..."

There are others, but I'd need to reference them, and I don't have an install currently.

[loinburger]

"Die, strange machine that doesn't belong here!"
-Dink Smallwood, after punching the Save machine

[Skanky Burns]

"Grrahoagrha" - Zerg units.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

"You cannot pass without roadpass" -- Stormtrooper-looking dude, Phantasy Star I

"Barbrian is defeated" -- Phantasy Star I

"I dreamt I was a moron" -- Squall, Final Fantasy VIII

"Found an old issue of Timber Maniacs! ... ... ... You finished reading it!" -- Final Fantasy VIII

Anything Zoah says in Chrono Cross.

"3... 2... 1... Restart! [game appears to restart] Just kidding!" -- Chrono Trigger

"Good night... and RESET... [game resets]" -- Chrono Cross

"No, no, no, no... Stop the music!" -- Dalton, Chrono Trigger

[loinburger]

They're not exactly "one-liners," but M'Aiq the Liar from Morrowind has some interesting information:

Naked Liches: "A horrible thing indeed. If you see one, let M'Aiq know. M'Aiq wants to make sure to look in the other direction."

Nudity: "Ahh... the beauty of the naked form. These Dunmer are rather prudish, are they not? Of course, there is an island you can reach filled with wonderful, glistening, naked bodies. It only appears when the moons are full, the rain falls, the seas run red, and it is M'Aiq's birthday."