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He could be my friend, if only he wasn't my enemy- sabin ffVI
You spoony bard!- ffIV
You spoony bard!- ffIV
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Rhett Monroe Chassereau
"I use to be with it, then they changed what it is. And what I'm with isn't it, and what is it seems strange and scary to me." -Abe Simpson -
warcraft 3:
"mortar combat!"
"what is nature's call?"
"more work?"
"istand for the light""Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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This isn't a one liner, but I thought it was pretty funny.
The following is from Max Payne. Before Max enters a room, he often hears snippets of conversation from the npc's. This was from a television show one of the gangsters was watching.
Previously on Lords and Ladies. - announcer
Lady Amelia, Markia Valentine asks for and audience.
Thank you Lawrence. - lady amelia
My lady? - markia valentine
My lord? - lady amelia
And now an all new episode of Lords and Ladies. - announcer
cue cheezy music
My lady? - markia valentine
My lord? - lady amelia
My lady there is a matter of great importance which I must bring to your attention. - markia valentine
My lord, there is? - lady amelia
Indeed, my lady, there is indeed. From the very first moment we met upon that distant forest path, there has been sunlight in the autumn leaves blazing like the colors of your hair. - markia valentine
My lord, you should not speak so. - lady amelia
But my lady, I must. I must. - markia valentine
My lord, no! I...this cannot be. - lady amelia
But why my love? Why? - markia valentine
My lord it is too dreadful. Do not force me to speak the words. - lady amelia
My lady I beg of you. I must know. I would rather die than not know. - markia valentine
Yes my lord, we should both be dead for this shame is too great for the living. My lord, I am... My lord, I am your long lost sister. - lady amelia
cue cheezy music
Oh...sniff...Lady Amelia...so tragic. Will they ever get together? - teary eyed gangster"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed. But they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
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"I'd never claim that you would live forever after trying one of my potions. Only that you might look as though you had."
- Alkor, Diablo II
"Make more friends!"
- Foreign Advisor, Civ III
"I lost a bomb. Do you have it?"
- Crazy Ivan, Red Alert 2
"Name! Job! Bye!"
- The Avatar, Ultima IV-VIILast edited by Jethro83; August 27, 2002, 23:06."Corporation, n, An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility." -- Ambrose Bierce
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Yes, we did produce a near-perfect republic. But will they keep it? Or will they, in the enjoyment of plenty, lose the memory of freedom? Material abundance without character is the path of destruction." -- Thomas JeffersonComment
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"Oops -- did I do that?"
-Amazon, after killing Shenk, Diablo IINo, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Who are the Gargoyles?
The Avatar. U9.
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"What's a Paladin?"
The Avatar, U9"Corporation, n, An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility." -- Ambrose Bierce
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Yes, we did produce a near-perfect republic. But will they keep it? Or will they, in the enjoyment of plenty, lose the memory of freedom? Material abundance without character is the path of destruction." -- Thomas JeffersonComment
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"Game Over"
(showing my arcade game past here)"I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
"What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
- PekkaComment
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"I can see my house from here!"
Goblin Blimp, Warcraft 2By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.Comment
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something about bonking heads.
"lets go bonk some heads" military advisorComment
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I could name numerous quotes from Minsc and Boo
and Korgon about splitting guts open.Comment
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Or the sword. "Hack and slash your way to fame and fortune! Yee-hah!" (Or something, haven't played that game in awhile.)<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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"Boo-Yah!"Comment
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"what what what?"
from Halo"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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Damn all of the goof ones I can think of require having played the game to get.
From the Rink announcer in NHL 2002:
"This is message to the spy in our audience. Don't trust the smiling penguin. I repeat don't trust the smiling penguin. Good Luck mr spy."
Don Taylor had some great ones in NHL 2002.
"Tie Game, Close contest or boring non event, you decide."
"He put in the top shelf where suzie keeps the acne cream" Don
"Whose Suzie?" Jim
"Just some kid with troubled skin jim" Don
Not a one liner but when serious sam wistles the indiana jones theme when the boulder rolls by.Accidently left my signature in this post.Comment
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