Best game one-liners?

[Mr. President]

"Do you like fire?"

[several mouse clicks]

"I'm full of it!"

-- Deathwing, in Beyond the Dark Portal

"You never touch the other Elves like that!"
-- Alleria, ibid.

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by MacTBone
*Ring* *Ring*
"Hello? No, no, no, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD." - War3

"Right-click for hot undead action." - Female voice, same

"I said a bowstring, not a g-string." - Female voice, same

"I'll use my Human call; I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted." - Dryad, same

what is war3?

warcraft3?

I shuold have been paying more attention

Jon Miller

[Skanky Burns]

"Power overwhelming" - Archons in Starcraft

[ravagon]

Not to mention "obliterate", "annihilate" and "erradicate" which those archons seemed to use instead of "hello".

I like the WC2 goblin sappers...
"We've got explosives, nyaaahh!"

[Frank Johnson]

"You spoony bard!" - Tellah to Edward, Final Fantasy 2

[mactbone]

"Don't run, we are your friends!" - Goblin Sappers, war3 (Warcraft 3)

"This.... is..... my..... BOOMSTICK!!!" - Rifleman, war3

"Say hello to my little friend." - Axe Thrower, war2

"Joo want axe?" - Axe Thower, war2 and 3

[loinburger]

"Vengeance!"

-King Lysandus, from Daggerfall

"Ye got a belly full of haggis!"

-Gryffon Rider, from War2

[General Ludd]

First page, bottom post.

Originally posted by Proserpine


IIRC this quote is from Duke Nukem

It's from They Live, damnit.

[Pythagoras]

"Mooo.... Mooo..... Moo I say!"
The cows of fallout

[Vlad Antlerkov]

"You drink water?" -- Farnham the Drunk, Diablo (when asked about the Poisoned Well quest)

"Umm... so, am I going to die?" -- A man surrounded by burning stuff, Final Fantasy VII

[Qilue]

From Diablo 2

"Wait, don't I get three wishes?" - Amazon after Izual leaves.
(this was removed in the x-pac)

"Oops, did I do that?" - Amazon after killing Shenk

"Treasure hunting, pfft. Treasure finding, yeah." - Necromancer after killing the Baroness

"Raising the dead, how odd." - Druid when entering the rogue graveyard for the first time.
(I may have this one wrong)

The following from Baldur's Gate 2. Specifically, how you wish you could put your hands around his throat and squeeze.

"Ah, we are all heroes, you and Boo and I, hampsters and rangers everywhere, Rejoice." - Minsc

Last from Planescape Torment

"If you need me, I'll be over here, bored." - Annah when you didn't do anything for a while.

EDIT - added who

[dunk]

"They Live!" Great movie. How can you not love Rowdy Roddy Piper?

"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?" - Duke.

"Ahhhhhhhhh, much better." - Duke.

What about this one? "Don't go, the drones need you. They look up to you." - SMAC

"Another visitor, stay a while, stay forever!" - Impossible Mission

[devilmunchkin]

kass::::

go go go!!!!

[tniem]

Civ I: "In the beginning..."

"Your fame exceeds even that of Dan Quayle"

[CapitanGarlic]

"Red warrior needs food badly!" Gauntlet