Best game one-liners?

[loinburger]

Originally posted by Pavlov
"It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we got a full fusion cell, half a pack of radaway...".

Aye, that's the one.

Another one from Fallout II: "This one's my wish, and I'm taking it back!"

[Mr. President]

"To the Enterprise!"
-- Cid in Final Fantasy IV

"Our Princess is in another castle!"
-- Toad, no less than seven times in Super Mario Brothers

"All your base are belong to us."
(Does anybody know where this actually comes from?)

"I've got a headache, and with a head this big, that's no joke."
-- Elvis, in Perfect Dark

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Zero Wing.

"Warriors, revive the power of the ORBS!" "Shut up." -- Townsperson and Guy in Final Fantasy II

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by loinburger
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

-Fallout II

That was also in Duke Nukem 3D, no?

[da_jaymz]

What..?No-one mentions Jagged Alliance 2??
Here's a few funny quotes..there's hundreds of 'em

"Just call me Harry. Dirty Harry" -Gumpy
"There be peoples who need bullet in head!" -Fidel
"Next time I kill someone, I take their lungs" -Maddog when out of breath
"If it wasnt already broken, I'd broke the damn thing! -Maddog
"Last one down, that was better than Reservoir Dogs man" - Gumpy

[Urban Ranger]

"I have not seen such stupidity." - Gaunlet, alleged

[Main_Brain]

@Mr.President:
Check http://www.planettribes.com/allyourbase/story.shtml they should have the story

[CapitanGarlic]

"I'd kick the crap out of you, if I wasn't afraid I'd bury us both." -- Cate, from NOLF

In FO2 I particularly liked the bridge of death.

ask me your questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid...

[alva]

yeah??
(the civilian ore driver in red-alert): great voice/timing and intonation

[General Ludd]

Originally posted by Frogger


That was also in Duke Nukem 3D, no?

Yes, and like all of the one-liners in that game it was taken from a movie. The movie it was taken from was They Live.

[Kassiopeia]

"You wanna piece o' me boy?"

"En Taro Adun" (I used to misspell that 'An Tero Dun')

[mactbone]

*Ring* *Ring*
"Hello? No, no, no, I'm a DREADLORD, not a DRUGLORD." - War3

"Right-click for hot undead action." - Female voice, same

"I said a bowstring, not a g-string." - Female voice, same

"I'll use my Human call; I'm so wasted, I'm so wasted." - Dryad, same

[Proserpine]

Originally posted by loinburger
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum."

-Fallout II

-Fallout II

IIRC this quote is from Duke Nukem

[Proserpine]

"I'm listening"

- soldier in Knights & Merchants

[loinburger]

"Ack, okay!"

"What dew ye want?"

"Bombs are great!"

"I love blowin things up!"

Dwarves, all from Warcraft.

The Archons said some good things in Starcraft, something like "It burns!"