Mafia XV - It's death Jam, but not as we know it (Part 2)

[Skanky Burns]

Now Jam has no excuse.

[Ljube]

FINISH HIM !!!!

[Snowflake]

What happened to TheBen?

[Jamski]

Ok... *sigh*

Episode 13 : What? Not Just Another Rah?

And so it was, that after the voting, Rah left the ASS Apolyton without a spacesuit in the by now time honoured and approved fashion, giving a cheerful wave to the watching crew, just before his eyeballs froze and his blood boiled away into the infinite voids of space.

But one of the spectators had a small aging device in his skin-tight uniform's pocket - so small the bulge was unnoticable, but the effect soon would be noticed by someone... someone who would die that night of old age...

Later that day, a tragic shuttle docking accident resulted in the deaths of 6 red-shirts and Lt Commander Ljcvetko. FlameFlash arranged the funeral, which was bizarrly attended by the deceased officer's hologram. Alva was relived - no court marshal for him.
"Nice job, Kassi" he whispered "Saved us a lot of bother"

Yes, we're waiting for the Mafia

-Jam

[Snowflake]

This silence screams soooo loud ...

[rah]

You missed the MAFIA AGAIN.
Proof that you were all manipulated by another.
And who might that be? Maybe the person that has started the piling on my inocent self. Finish off Skank before he finishes you off.

BTW, I loved the shuttle accident.

[Jamski]

Sorry whoops.

Found the kill orders in my PM box

You can send the next ones, Skanky

Episode 14 : Alvatron Vs Optimus Prime

"So crew," said Alva "The funeral's over, all the beer is gone, and there's hardly any cake left."
"Its a shame," said Jonny, "I was looking forward to meeting him..."

The two officers looked at each other for a moment...

"Hahahah!" laughed Alva
"Hohohoho!" laughed Jonny
"Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh" said Alva as he suddenly aged 1,000 years.

Skanky dived and caught Alva's half-full whiskey glass before it could hit the floor.

"Phew, saved him" remarked Kassi

"Well" said Spiffor "It looks like you're the Captain at last, young Jonny"

Jonny just looked scared...

"Theben!" he ordered "You are to guard me at all times. Noone comes near me"

Skanky fetched a dustpan and started to clean up Alva's dust.

It is time to vote again!

-Jam

[Jamski]

Name

Position

Status



rah

Entertainments Officer

Dead - Crew



Hercules

Captain

Dead - Crew



gjramsey

Navigation Engineer

Dead - superannuated



GhengisFarb

Holodeck Engineer

Dead - became HongHu



HongHu

Attractive Alien Female

Dead - crew



alva

2nd Officer

Dead - superannuated



Tuberski

Head of Security

Dead - superannuated



Guynemer

Intelligence Officer

Dead - superannuated



Jonny

3rd Officer

Alive


Zopperoni

Aide to Captain Hercules

Dead - crew



Theben

Weapons Officer

Alive


Kassiopeia

Shuttle Pilot

Alive


Doc

Medical Officer

Dead - crew



FlameFlash

Ship's Chaplain

Alive


Mart7x5

Chief Engineer

Dead - superannuated



Scatty Bums

Recreational Operations Engineer

Alive


Vlad Antlerkov

Communications Officer

Dead - neck broken



ADG

Food Prep Assistant

Alive


General Ludd

1st Officer

Dead - superannuated



Urban Ranger

Hull Maintainance Techicican

Dead - crew



Spiffor

Federation Government
Representative

Alive


Jon Miller

Data Sorting Officer

Dead - superannuated



Frozzy
Security Guard

Dead - crew

Time is running slowly out for the crew...

-Jam

[rah]

The only reason Skanky was able to catch the glass before it hit was because he anticipated the need to do so. You all know what to do. Or will you let him lead you all around by the nose AGAIN?

[Snowflake]

Somehow it sounds like one of the two remaining officers to me.

[Skanky Burns]

I vote for Spiffor. He is a good shot according to the clues, plus would have access to alien devices being a government representative.

Rah, serves you right for voting for me rather than the real mafia. Not that I did any better, in hindsight.

[Mart]

Originally posted by rah
The only reason Skanky was able to catch the glass before it hit was because he anticipated the need to do so.

I think Skanky does not need to anticipate falling whiskey bottles, he can catch them even when sleeping...

[rah]

Hmmm, saying it "serves me right" doing the same thing you did to me. I think that about sums it up.

Kill SKANKY (part II)

[rah]

Oh, and what site do you guys go to discuss who you're voting off next. Or do you just use PMs. Maybe if I participate I can last longer next time. I always last just long enough for it to get interesting, and then POOF.

[Adagio]

O, Skanky gets my vote...