Mafia XV - It's death Jam, but not as we know it...

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Jamski

Wrong accent, you're played by Whoopi Goldberg

-Jam

Don't. I'm not sure I can take Skanky saying blatantly obvious 'wise' things as if he's said the deepest comment ever made.

[Urban Ranger]

Well, the clue that GF got seems to say that the "poisoner" is somebody Tuberski trusted, which means that's not one of us enlisted man, since Tuberski doesn't trust us at all.

Still, he's my hero

[rah]

Hmmm, I run the officers bar. I don't know if that makes me an officer or not. I assume not.

Good write up Jamski. A nice twist.

[Hercules]

Heah It's good to be Captain. But all my best lines tend to get taken. Phasers on stun.

Anyhow, Zopp does my bum look big in this? Say it is not as big as General Ludd's.

That 'aging' thing wasn't that a feature in the old Vampire holomovies. When the sun's rays fell on the vamp.

Was it something Tuber ate or had injected into him unwittingly, like a mini tranquilising dart or was it rubbed on him

So was Tuber already 5,000 years old but well maintained by blood infusions and did the lighting in Skanky's bar trigger the malign application.

Beam me up a scotch.

[Kassiopeia]

Btw, toilet duty? I thought we didn't go to the toilet any longer. It's a scifi show for chrissakes. I don't even think we have a toilet onboard.

Is there anyone on this crew that is not an officer?

The red shirts, of course!

[Urban Ranger]

Well, rah is the "Entertainment Officer."

I am an enlisted man, so's Skanky, ADG, Zop, and Frozzy.

[Jamski]

Actually there's about a 50/50 split between officers and men.

(Not counting the redshirts)

I'm not sure I can take Skanky saying blatantly obvious 'wise' things as if he's said the deepest comment ever made.

Oh, I thought you usually coped ok

-Jam

[Jamski]

And GJRamsey, Kassi, Ghengis, Spiffor, FlameFlash and Mart7x5 are all non-officers

-Jam

[Kassiopeia]

And GJRamsey, Kassi, Ghengis, Spiffor, FlameFlash and Mart7x5 are all non-officers

What?! I would expect a pilot to be at least a junior grade lieutenant. Or maybe I'm a cadet if I'm so young? Shuttle pilots become helmsmen when they rake up experience, right?

[rah]

Originally posted by Hercules
That 'aging' thing wasn't that a feature in the old Vampire holomovies. When the sun's rays fell on the vamp.

In the original series there was an episode about a virus that aged the command crew very quickly.

[Skanky Burns]

Consider that in the history of many worlds, there have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work.


Its the most relevant quote of hers I could find.

[Hercules]

Originally posted by rah


In the original series there was an episode about a virus that aged the command crew very quickly.

Was it catching ? I mean did Tuber spread it by breathing on Skanky for instance. One thing I am sticking with the officers bar for now.

Does my tum look big in this?

Captain Hercules shows off new designer skintight uniform.

[alva]

Doc didn't want to help Tuber....why...did he know more? Did he know there anything to bee done?

Doc

[Jamski]

All this discussion, and no votes.

Odd.

VERY odd.

Hasn't a docpile usually started by now? Or are you all suddenly taking this seriously, as a real matter of life and death should be taken?

[edit]crosspost with alva... a vote was spotted[/edit]

-Jam

[FlameFlash]

Who could super-age Tuber without him noticing?

Doc seems logical, but then poor Doc always gets killed off by the 'crew' early on, it seems... then again, it'd be just like Jam to make him a mafia this time around too...



Thus far there have been two votes for Doc... I'm not a third, just thinking out loud...