Mafia XV - It's death Jam, but not as we know it...

[Jamski]

Episode 5 : When I'm 64³

The party in Skanky's Enlisted Men's Bar went on for a few hours, and a slightly more refined party happened upstairs in Rah's Officer's Bar, but round about teatime on baord the ASS Apolyton, General Ludd ordered all crew to get back to their positions, and to try and repair the ship.

As GhengisFarb had nothing to do, since everyone was busy working, he thought he'd walk down to the engine room to visit the Chief, and to try and clear his head a bit from all the whiskey he had drunk.

"Hello Mart" he called as he entered the engine room "Are you there?"

There was no answer. An elderly engineer stepped in front of Ghengis and held out his hand. Ghengis shook it.

"Have you seen the Chief anyway, grandpa?" asked Ghengis.

The old man tried to speak, but only a whisper came out.

"...she won't take it Jam..." he started to say, and then crumbled into dust.

Ghengis looked at the nametag on the empty uniform as it fell to the floor - it was Mart7x5.

Just then Theben entered the engine room.

"Have you seen the Chief anywhere, Ghengis?" he asked.

Ghengis indicated the heap of dust on the floor, and pushed the name tag into Theben's hand.

"Oh crap" said Theben "Another one."

It is now day and you can vote!

-Jam

[Jamski]

Name

Position

Status



rah

Entertainments Officer

Alive



Hercules

Captain

Dead - Crew



gjramsey

Navigation Engineer

Alive


GhengisFarb

Holodeck Engineer

Alive


alva

2nd Officer

Alive


Tuberski

Head of Security

Dead - superannuated



Guynemer

Intelligence Officer

Alive


Jonny

3rd Officer

Alive


Zopperoni

Aide to Captain Hercules

Alive


Theben

Weapons Officer

Alive


Kassiopeia

Shuttle Pilot

Alive


Doc

Medical Officer

Alive


FlameFlash

Ship's Chaplain

Alive


Mart7x5

Chief Engineer

Dead - superannuated



Scatty Bums

Recreational Operations Engineer

Alive


Vlad Antlerkov

Communications Officer

Dead - neck broken



ADG

Food Prep Assistant

Alive


General Ludd

1st Officer

Alive


Urban Ranger

Hull Maintainance Techicican

Dead - crew



Spiffor

Federation Government
Representative

Alive


Jon Miller

Data Sorting Officer

Alive


Frozzy
Security Guard

Alive

Clues onSend

-Jam

[Mart]

Oh crap, it got me too
I have a feeling there is an alien bug in human flesh onboard

[alva]

* Waits for clue(s) to be posted *

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
This seems to rule out the venerable Spiffor.

Agreed. If someone is trying to prevent us from communicating with Earth, then surely Spiffor is innocent.

[Hercules]

There's not much you can say when you'e orbiting a star and out of breath.

[Ljube]

"Captain Ludd, there is a priority 1 sub space channel communication from Star Fleet Command", reported Jamski2000 who assumed the role of Communications Officer in the absence of one.

"On screen Jamski", replied General Ludd.

It was a one way transmission for captain's eyes only.

Admiral James T. Kirk from Star Fleet Command appeared on the screen. He conveyed the message of Star Fleet Command:

"Due to the grim situation onboard ASS Apolyton, Star Fleet is sending top security officer, Deputy Head of Section 31, Vulcan lieutenant commander Lj Cvetko. This officer's telepathic abilities coupled with his character devoid of any emotions should prove sufficient to solve the mystery of ASS Aployton in no time.

Even though he boarded the fastest shuttle, he is going to need a couple of days to arrive, so try not to exterminate yourselves until then."

"End of transmission", concluded Jamski2000.

[Spiffor]

I won't answer to Guynemer's baseless accusations. My gut instinct tells me it is Flameflash who did it. As a chaplain, he can't kill people, but having them die of old age is "natural", so it's ok to his religious type.

[FlameFlash]

@Spiffor

I haven't even been active for all of today!

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Theben
How could the body be lying down and be tied into the chair? This makes no sense. Urban Ranger could be trying to mislead us, and he certainly had motive to kill Tuberski!

Ah ha. Why can't a body be on the floor and tied in a chair at the same time. Clearly Theben is the killer.

[Skanky Burns]

I hate to break it to you Urban, but your voice can't travel through vacuum. That, and you are dead.

[Urban Ranger]

Yeah, you just want to be killed by the mafia.

[Jamski]

The body may indeed have been tied to a chair and lying on the floor.

But Urban is dead anyway *shrugs*

Look out crew - there's a famous detective coming! (Although not in a shuttle from anywhere, but from a more interesting direction...)

-Jam

[DrSpike]

The best detective whose name ends in -tko will be here! He's sure to solve the crime, at least after accusing everyone.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Hmmm, DrSpike hasn't got a vote yet.