Team Mafia Game thread

[Theben]

Personally I don't understand why armed thugs get killed by meek and innocent bystanders, but whatever works.

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by duke o' york
UR, after the game is finished, can you post a list showing what kind of player everybody was, and all the turns' orders: what each family ordered, and the outcome of each.

Good suggestion

[Urban Ranger]

Deadline for orders is drawing near.

[Urban Ranger]

Turn 2 results

Okay, I did not clarify it, so I'll accept the orders this turn. From next turn on, only orders submitted by the Don will be considered official.

Rasputin was found dead floating down East river one day, apparently drowned himself after having too much wine. Zopperoni got poisoned while eating pizza, one of his lackeys sold him out, who was quietly disposed of quickly afterwards.

I am now waiting for orders for turn 3.

[Theben]

What happens if the don kicks it?

[Urban Ranger]

He dies.

I reckon one of the remaining person will be nominated to send in the order.

[Zopperoni]

Bugger. Damn lackeys.

[Urban Ranger]

Turn 3 results

Since the orders came in early, I am resolving them now. This is a riot

The infamous killer, one of the FBI's wanted man, Jon Miller, got off his car. He had recognised the photograph. He had gone over his plans. He was going to carry out his hit.

Walking into a Korean fruit store, he spotted his target. He wiped out his gun and pointed at the man. His victim quickly put his arms up. Grinning evilly, Jon pulled the trigger, just to find out he forgot to release the safety. Slightly annoyed, he released the safety. To his horror, he released he pulled the wrong lever, as he watched the magazine came sliding out, in slow motion, sort of like The Matrix.

"Eh...", Jon was about to turn around and run, when the other person grabbed the nearest fruit to toss at him. "Ouch!" the guy yelled, as he unleashed a durian at Jon. The fruit caught him right in the face. As he fell back, he accidently tipped over a shelf stocked with cans, which came smashing down on him.

Jon became the first Mafia hitman to be killed by a piece of fruit.

[Zopperoni]

OK, JM was a Mafioso, but what did the other family order? Or was this one of those "magic coin" things?

[Adagio]

Damn... killed by some fruit

I knew it... fruits are dangerous

[Zopperoni]

We learned that lesson while watching "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

I don't suppose there's anychance of finding out how many members were assigned to each "family" and how many bystanders there are?

[Zopperoni]

Only if you're a Mafioso.

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

Re: Stuff

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
Mafia Hitman - can kill an opposing hitman. Needs 3 or more to rubout an opposing Don.

So three hitmen have to hit a Don on the same turn to kill him?

[Urban Ranger]

That's correct.