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  • Originally posted by DrSpike


    Can the dead people have drinks and ice-cream too?
    No ice cream for you!

    /me shrugs.

    Sure, why not?
    I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

    Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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    • Because in hell, ice-cream melts far to quick to enjoy it
      Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
      Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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      • What makes you think I am in hell?

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        • True, you could be in limbo, in which case good luck trying to lick ice cream with a non-corporeal tongue.
          I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

          Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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          • I am in heaven debating with the greatest thinkers of all time *whilst* eating ice cream. Come to think of it, I don't need your earthly rubbish.

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            • I very much doubt any of the great thinkers to be in heaven though Spikey
              Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing?
              Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              • Originally posted by alva
                I very much doubt any of the great thinkers to be in heaven though Spikey
                I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...

                Civ and WoW are my crack... just one... more... turn...

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                • Nietsche - "God is dead" - yeah, he's in heaven.

                  -Jam
                  1) The crappy metaspam is an affront to the true manner of the artform. - Dauphin
                  That's like trying to overninja a ninja when you aren't a mammal. CAN'T BE DONE. - Kassi on doublecrossing Ljube-ljcvetko
                  Check out the ALL NEW Galactic Overlord Website for v2.0 and the Napoleonic Overlord Website or even the Galactic Captians Website Thanks Geocities!
                  Taht 'ventisular link be woo to clyck.

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                  • Actually Nietsche is. God keeps him at the front gate roasting over a fire to trick people into thinking it's hell when they arrive. He is a joker.

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                    • 8 hours of spamming, Oh boy.

                      Please, let's not let it get out of control.
                      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • I thought the spam was well under control.
                        I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                        I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                        • Originally posted by rah
                          8 hours of spamming, Oh boy.

                          Please, let's not let it get out of control.
                          The 8 hours or the spamming?

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                          • Speaking of which, that 8 hours is already finished.
                            I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                            • Not if I continue flying over the dateline it won't

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                              • Chapter 5

                                The air was clear after the previous day's drawing and quartering of ADG. However, today was filled with more tension than the one before.

                                Hercules was helping to get the beer into his pub for the coming night, where the MCCLXXVIII Happy Hour of the year was about to take place.

                                "Good god," said Hercules, "all this Sprouting Goose I ordered from alva and I forgot to tip the poor man,"

                                So, he finished connecting the barrel to the pipes and left for alva's brewery at the end of the street. He tipped his cap to Capitan Garlic, who was running late for the day's créche duties.

                                Hercules knocked on the brewery door. No answer. He knocked again. Silence. The door crept open, and the cauldron of Sprouting Goose in the middle of the brewery was not just full of beer. On the edge, alva was slumped, his head submerged in beer. Hercules noted a shovel next to the cauldron.

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