Mafia XI - The Quick and the Dead are all mortal...

[Frozzy]

Chapter III

The moon was full as Apolytonians went into their homes for the night. Many homes were dull, except that of GhengisFarb, who was busy preparing his scones and teacakes for the County Cook-Off tomorrow.

"I HAVE to get these done before that Jamski realises I'm entering the competition. That bugger will steal them at the fair and claim them as his own. Oh bloody hell. I'm out of flour. And the damned windmill will be freezing cold this time of night."

GhengisFarb went out into the cold barefoot with only a duffel coat to keep his warmth. It started to rain, and he could see nothing for the precipitation hanging in the air. As he battled to keep his field of vision clear, he ran into something.

"I have to tell dad to keep his rakes off the road at this time of night"

Unfortunately, it wasn't a rake. Vovan was tied to the tree, with two bullet holes in his head.

[vovan]

Someone's trying to frame Guynemer. Clearly, he wouldn't be sos stupid to kill me. I'm guessing it's either his or my brother! Vlad is the killer.

[Guynemer]

Actually, I'm sticking by my earlier pick; sadly, the killer is my brother, Jonny.

[Jonny]

Now, why would I kill my own son? The killer is most certainly my brother Guynemer. He certainly would have been angry at his nephew Vovan, since Vovan had named Guynemer as the killer at the last town meeting. So, in order to protect himself from his family, fearing that they know his true identity, he plans to kill them all, starting with Vovan! He must be stopped before he kills Vlad and me too!

[Skanky Burns]

I'm sticking to my previous pick; the killer is ADG. Thankfully he isn't my brother.

[Tuberski]

I'll go with ADG, since he was close to getting hung on day 1.

ACK!

[Hercules]

Frozzy:

Vovan was tied to the tree, with two bullet holes in his head.

Yes but was he dead?

Why two bullet holes?

[Jamski]

But will Jam want to tie it?

Yes... sorry - I formatted my HD yesterday. Otherwise I would have tried to save you Spikie. Honest.

I vote Hercules this round becuase he ALWAYS stays alive so long.

-Jam

[duke o' york]

Did you intentionally format it?

Originally posted by Hercules

Why two bullet holes?

Because vovan was wearing glasses, and the killer is a sadist bully.

[Jamski]

Did you intentionally format it?

Actually, my hand slipped in DOS and I typed "format c:" then I sneezed and pressed "j" then "enter" Yes, it was intentional
And now my baby runs sweeeeeeet

-Jam

[DrSpike]

Originally posted by Jamski


Yes... sorry - I formatted my HD yesterday. Otherwise I would have tried to save you Spikie. Honest.

-Jam

The merchant Jamski wanders through the swathes of dead bodies on Redmore plain. He sees the crown of Richard III lying, muddy, on the ground.

"So, does anyone want a horse then?"

[duke o' york]

Redmore Plain?

Bosworth Field, surely!

[Jamski]

Henry didn't need that old nag, anyway

-Jam

[Rasputin]

ADG Did it .... again !!!!

[Jamski]

Bosworth is a town on the Redmore plain.

-Jam