Mafia 8 - The Sign of Death

[Guynemer]

9-6-1 with two votes left.

Sorry, Zopperoni.

Once again, we've let Jamski off the hook.

[Hercules]

Isn't it kind of a death wish to become the next cop?

I agree policemen get a bad deal in these Mafia ridden times. Oh for the simple life of a butcher

Move along there, chop chop

[Zopperoni]

Fine then. Next one who becomes cop will die as well. It's becoming the "kill the good guy instead of the bad guy" game now.

[Drogue]

I think people read too much into Vovan's stories. You think he's give it away in the stories? I doubt the fact that any character has any significance means they are more or less likely to be the mafia.

[vovan]

The villagers had gone mad from fear and and blood. Just in the morning, a voting was held and Zopperoni was chosen, to general cheering, to be the village policeman. His very first action was to hold yet another town meeting and decide who might be responsible for all the terrible terrible murders going on lately. He was chosen to be the one... The shock was too great and Zopperoni took the revolver and put a bullet in his head.

While the man's body was still laying there, it was decided that a village cannot do without a policeman. So, yet another voting was held as to who would be the next inspector. Alva was chosen, for he was a strong and kind man. As the lumberjack looked on at the voting, his eyes widened and filled with fear. Someone came up to him and held out the revolver: "Here. You are now our protector."

"No" - muttered alva?
"What?" - the man was incredulous.
"I said NO!!!" - alva jumped to his feet, breathing heavily.
"Woah, calm down now. It's an honor to occupy such a high position"
"NO! Can't you SEE?! These madmen will kill me the next opportunity they GET! If the MAFIA doesn't get me tonight, the VILLAGERS will shoot me tomorrow, forgetting that THEY were the ones to vote for me, and saying that it was MY PLAN all along!" - With these words, alva pushed the man out of his way and marched off the village square.

The villagers looked on, surprised. Then, someone said: "You know, he's right. It wasn't cool to make the guy a policeman and then kill him an hour later. But man, was it funny to see his face when we voted for him."

CapitanGarlic raised his hand and said: "I can take this responsibility. I will do my best to protect you. Anyone have any objections?"

The general response was cheery and to the extent that at least someone was foolish enough to take on this role, and certainly the if Capitan wanted to risk his life like that, he was more than welcome to become the next inspector.

CapitanGarlic received the revolver, and said: "I will do my best to stop the Mafia now. But if I fail tonight, there will be no voting for me on tomorrow's meeting. The first person I notice even thinking of voting for me will be shot in the forehead right away. Is that clear?"

Everyone nodded. Jamski, who spent the whole meeting sitting under a tree, trying to not attract too much attention, because people didn't like him already, snickered.

[vovan]

Name	Status	Vote		Name	Status	Vote
Zopperoni	Dead (Village - Round 4)	N/A		GhengisFarb	Alive	N/A
rah	Alive	N/A		MattH	Dead (Mafia - Round 2)	N/A
Jon Miller	Alive	N/A		Guynemer	Alive	N/A
HongHu	Dead (Mafia - Round 3)	N/A		Comrade Tassadar	Dead (Mafia - Round 1)	N/A
Hercules	Dead (Mafia - Round 4)	N/A		Pave	Alive	N/A
ADG	Alive	N/A		alva	Alive	N/A
Kassiopeia	Dead (Village - Round 3)	N/A		Spiffor	Dead (Village - Round 2)	N/A
Jamski	Alive	N/A		Nikolai	Alive	N/A
Osweld	Alive	N/A		Jonny	Alive	N/A
Vlad Antlerkov	Alive	N/A		Drogue	Alive	N/A
Skanky Burns	Alive	N/A		CapitanGarlic	Alive	N/A
Frozzy	Alive	N/A		Spaced Cowboy	Dead (Village - Round 1)	N/A
Village Status: Night
Votes: N/A

[Kassiopeia]

It wasn't cool to make the guy a policeman and then kill him an hour later. But man, was it funny to see his face when we voted for him.

The villagers had gone mad from fear and and blood. Just in the morning, a voting was held and Zopperoni was chosen, to general cheering, to be the village policeman. His very first action was to hold yet another town meeting and decide who might be responsible for all the terrible terrible murders going on lately. He was chosen to be the one... The shock was too great and Zopperoni took the revolver and put a bullet in his head.

Oh, the madness of it all. The whole village will succumb in a blaze of massacre and executions.

[Guynemer]

Jamski will start having Macbeth/Banquo visions of Hercules anytime now.

[Nikolai]

That was a........different town meeting, I must say!

[General Ludd]

Well, I'm certainly glad I chose this town to move to.


Have we had our fun yet? Maybe we can work on geting the murderer now...

[GhengisFarbâ„¢]

/me just had a startling revelation and now knows who the killer is.

[Snowflake]

I was only absent for how long? And Jamski was already off the hook twice?!! Do you know what you are doing my fellow villiagers? I mean do you reeeally really know?

[Skanky Burns]

Originally posted by Kassiopeia

It wasn't cool to make the guy a policeman and then kill him an hour later. But man, was it funny to see his face when we voted for him.

That bit had me laughing out loud very hard!

[Guynemer]

Originally posted by HongHu
I was only absent for how long? And Jamski was already off the hook twice?!! Do you know what you are doing my fellow villiagers? I mean do you reeeally really know?

Hey, I'm trying as hard as I can.

I feel like Dark Helmet in Spaceballs.

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by *******s!"

[Jamski]

[quote]That bit had me laughing out loud very hard![7quote9

Me too

I'm glad my fellow visitors have realised that I am not the Mafia without me needing to butcher anymore animals.

/me offers Herc a beer *

Can you share it with Zopperoni?

-Jam