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The French bloke and I have had various foam/toothpaste/egg/potato wars in the dorms at uni.
The cleaners really really dislike us
The cleaners really really dislike us
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whatever floats your boat rj...
i have to say that first post was grimness, people had a dump on a thief rather than just beating the **** out of him, what is this world coming to...
never really been to a camp, but i've pulled a few pranks. aside from the usual stuff like jaming potatoes in car exhausts and stichting people up when they really fancy a girl, this is one of my favs:
one time we (the college football team) were in the showers, it was one guys birthday, so someone nicked his clothes and we all finished quickly, until he was the only one left. when he finished in the shower we were all standing outside the door. we'd left something to protect his modesty, a father christmas thong. (
) and we put his clothes in tree on the other side of the netball pitch, where, wouldn't you know it, the girls netball team was practicing. we then pegged it and this kid was forced to walk across the netball pitch in his thong, with all the girls looking at him, to get his clothes.
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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You evil bastard
Putting shaving foam in the toes of someones shoes so they can't see it (hopefully for around a day or so) is a cheap and immature prank.
Writing 'I love the cleaner' in shaving foam on his door at night so she'd see it first thing in the morning is also fun.Comment
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i like that cleaner one
my flat are the same, our french guy, every time we go out and get pissed we put the ironing board against his door lock, it makes an unbelievable sound when it comes crashing down, problem is he gets up well early.
we're always pulling pranks on the girls in our block, one of the best ones was when we all went up there and just went into their kitchen, not having done anything, they got so paranoid, they were searching their flat for hours afterwards looking for what we'd done
one of my other flat mates has got this air horn, which he got on a peace march in london (yes, he is a bit of a dickhead), one morning, after me and the french guy had been out on the raz, he started blowing this horn at about 8:30, he was blowing it outside someone elses door when me and the french guy emerged with his back turned to us, so we charged at him and started beating him.
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
"The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de BottonComment
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Sometimes surreal pranks are funny. My friend Lindsey and I hung (expired) new potatoes from the doorframe of the French guy. It was really funny to see the look on his face when he opened the door to find a load of potatoes at eye-level
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Set scene. Boys camp at a Seminary, where all the Counselors were Catholic priests in training. Since they hadn't taken their vows yet, they were always getting drunk and trying to get laid while they still could. They had to sleep in the dorms with us and they would usually come back on friday nights hammered.
One night we took a life sized statue of the Virgin Mary and placed it in one of their beds. He was so hammered when he got back that he didn't even notice. We got some great pictures of him in the morning passed out with his arms around the statue. He kind of freaked out when he woke up, but we had GREAT blackmail photos so he let us do whatever he wanted the rest of the season.
RAHIt's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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LOLOriginally posted by MRT144
Vesayen, if i ever see you in public im going to go to the other side of the street
NoneOriginally posted by Jaguar Warrior
Vesayen, what was the punishment?
LOL WINNER!Originally posted by rah
Set scene. Boys camp at a Seminary, where all the Counselors were Catholic priests in training. Since they hadn't taken their vows yet, they were always getting drunk and trying to get laid while they still could. They had to sleep in the dorms with us and they would usually come back on friday nights hammered.
One night we took a life sized statue of the Virgin Mary and placed it in one of their beds. He was so hammered when he got back that he didn't even notice. We got some great pictures of him in the morning passed out with his arms around the statue. He kind of freaked out when he woke up, but we had GREAT blackmail photos so he let us do whatever he wanted the rest of the season.
RAH
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