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  • #16
    Re: A Few Basic Questions

    1. What is your age?
    28
    2. What is your sex?
    Male
    3. What is your religion?
    Roman-Catholic
    4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)
    None, but I voted christian-democrat at the last elections.
    5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?
    Yes, even in face of mounting evidence to the contrary.
    ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

    1. What is the name of your country?
    Romania
    2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?
    Wallachia (although the name is only used for historical reasons)
    3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?
    Bucharest (see above)
    4. What is the name of your county?
    Ilfov
    5. What is the capital of your county?
    Bucharest
    6. What is the capital of your country?
    Bucharest (is there an echo in here?)
    7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?
    Washington DC
    8. What is the official name of Libya?
    Not sure, some long phrase containing Libya and Jamahiria (sp?) somewhere in there
    9. What is the capital of the CHINA?
    Beijing [nitpicking]Is there any other China?[/nitpicking]
    10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?
    Jakarta
    11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?
    Somewhere between 800000000 and 900000000, although probably it will increase by the time I finish this
    12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?
    Some Swedes once told me Norway, but I haven't seen either country, so I'll have to take their word on it.
    13. What continent is EGYPT on?
    Africa
    14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?
    Christian Orthodox, if they use the term official religion.
    15. What is 3 to the fifth power?
    243
    16. What is life?
    What happens when you're busy making other plans.
    17. Prove that god exists.
    I can't, I chose to believe He does.
    18. Name the capital of UTAH.
    Salt Lake City, I think.
    19. What is a bakers dozen?
    13
    20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.
    -101
    21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
    I'm not in the mood.
    22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.
    Translate this phrase.
    23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.
    Enough
    24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?
    At 2 miles a day, the Dragon would finish the race in 1000 days. In this time, he's bound to get hungry and my guess is that he'll probably eat Sam. So, the answer is the Dragon.
    25. What does SARS stand for?
    Don't know/don't care
    26. Where did SARS begin?
    see above
    27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.
    Marsha Bob Janie Jon
    28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.
    true
    29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.
    false, last time I checked
    30. Titanic is unsinkable.
    They thought so, then it sank.
    31. Will the infidels die?
    The same way as the believers.
    32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?
    True, at least until they find the body, or elect another one.
    33. Which is happier? , , , , , or

    34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.
    false
    35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?
    maybe, I don't know
    36. Does Santa exist?
    I don't care, I liked the presents.
    37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?
    Do you really expect an answer to this one?
    38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?
    Define mechanical assistence.
    39. How many spelling errors are in this document?
    I don't care, do you?
    40. Prove aliens exist.
    I will, as soon as I find a few people who have NOT seen Elvis (or any other dead artist) about the same time they have seen the aliens.
    41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?
    Does he?
    42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

    42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

    42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?

    43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?
    I don't care, that movie sucked.
    44. Are children born pure?
    This seems to be the general consensus, although the process of making them involves something that has to be dirty to be done right.
    45. Do ghosts exist?
    I don't know any ghosts, do you?
    46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?
    Yes, a few of them were making a lot of noise last night outside my window.
    47. Is this pointless?
    Probably
    48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?
    What's a GPA and how does one get one?
    49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?
    Dogs, but I get along quite well with my parents' cat (he doesn't get in the bed while I'm sleeping and I don't kick him out of the room).
    50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?
    I think giving an answer to this one is asking for a very furious debate, and I thought you wanted to avoid one.
    50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?
    see above
    The monkeys are listening.

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    • #17
      Re: A Few Basic Questions

      1. What is your age?
      17

      2. What is your sex?
      Male

      3. What is your religion?
      Turywenzist .
      A bit of everything really, not tied to one fixed set of beliefs.

      4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.)
      Democrat

      5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?
      Yes

      ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

      1. What is the name of your country?
      New Zealand

      2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?
      Waikato

      3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?
      Hamilton

      4. What is the name of your county?
      Hamilton City

      5. What is the capital of your county?
      Hamilton

      6. What is the capital of your country?
      Wellington

      7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?
      Washington DC

      8. What is the official name of Libya?
      Libya?

      9. What is the capital of the CHINA?
      Peking

      10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?
      Jakarta

      11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?
      ~900million

      12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?
      Norway

      13. What continent is EGYPT on?
      Africa

      14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?
      Christianity of some sort ... russian chrisianity.

      15. What is 3 to the fifth power?
      243

      16. What is life?
      The act of living.

      17. Prove that god exists.
      Absense of evidence is not evidence of absense.

      18. Name the capital of UTAH.
      How the **** would I know.

      19. What is a bakers dozen?
      13

      20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.
      -101

      21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
      ~1,000,000. It won't divide evenly.

      22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.
      Translate this phrase.

      23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.
      Of 100 people I can think of 3 are athiest. Therefore 3% of the world is athiest.

      24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?
      Both will.

      25. What does SARS stand for?
      Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome.

      26. Where did SARS begin?
      China?

      27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.
      Marsha -> Bob -> Janie -> Jon

      28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.
      A valid arguement not written in standard form. ... WHO GIVES A **** !

      29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.
      By the UN ... yes.

      30. Titanic is unsinkable.
      False

      31. Will the infidels die?
      Everyone will die, it depends not on their infidelity.

      32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?
      True.

      33. Which is happier? , , , , , or


      34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.
      False.

      35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?
      False, It actually begins with some music, before the lyrics start.

      36. Does Santa exist?
      Yes, though not on the north pole delivering many presents.

      37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?
      What type of lead are we talking. If you are talking lead as in extention cord, I'd say the feathers.

      38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?
      True.

      39. How many spelling errors are in this document?
      A few.

      40. Prove aliens exist.
      Absense of Evidence is not Evidence of Absense.

      41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?
      No.

      42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?
      No.

      42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?
      No.

      42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?
      No.

      43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?
      No. We don't have all the required information.

      44. Are children born pure?
      No

      45. Do ghosts exist?
      Yes.

      46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?
      Yes.

      47. Is this pointless?
      No ... it's taking up a lot of my worthless time.

      48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?
      What's GPA?

      49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?
      Cats.

      50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?
      No.

      50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?
      Yes and No.
      Grrr | Pieter Lootsma | Hamilton, NZ | grrr@orcon.net.nz
      Waikato University, Hamilton.

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      • #18
        Re: A Few Basic Questions

        1. What is your age? Timeless, like all classics.
        2. What is your sex? Optional.
        3. What is your religion? European swallow, or African?
        4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.) Independent
        5. Do you consider yourself intelligent?Occasionally

        ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

        1. What is the name of your country?United States of America

        2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?Maine

        3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?Augusta

        4. What is the name of your county?Penobscot

        5. What is the capital of your county?Bangor

        6. What is the capital of your country?Washington DC

        7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?duh

        8. What is the official name of Libya?Next. (unfortunately)

        9. What is the capital of the CHINA?Taipei. Oh, you mean the other China.

        10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?Jakarta.

        11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?Over.

        12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?Whoever has fewer McDonald's.

        13. What continent is EGYPT on?I don't know. All their maps were upside down.

        14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?Denial.

        15. What is 3 to the fifth power?243

        16. What is life?The period between when you don't exist and when you don't exist

        17. Prove that god exists.Prove that god doesn't exist.

        18. Name the capital of UTAH.The dollar

        19. What is a bakers dozen?Thirteen, before he eats one

        20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.Why, did you lose it?

        21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
        945,697 and 612,809/4,078,972

        22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.Igpay atinlay isthay upidstay.

        23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.All men are athiests at some point in their life.

        24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?the Dragon. Sam will be eaten at the 1 inch line.

        25. What does SARS stand for?Severe-Acute Respiratory Syndrom, named by the Department of Redundancy Department

        26. Where did SARS begin?Well, when a mommy virus loves, uh, herself, very much...

        27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.No fair, Marsha's wearing heels!

        28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.duh.

        29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.By whom?

        30. Titanic is unsinkable.At this point, it couldn't get a whole lot more sunken.

        31. Will the infidels die?Eventually.

        32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?Not effectively.

        33. Which is happier? , , , , , or

        34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.False. But it does have the most bad accents per capita.

        35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?Right words, wrong country (and hemisphere)

        36. Does Santa exist?He shows up on NORAD's radar, doesn't he?

        37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?*smack*

        38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?duh. You're good at "duh's".

        39. How many spelling errors are in this document?Not enough to make it unreadable.

        40. Prove aliens exist.Michael Jackson.

        41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?Probably there is a Markos somewhere around there, yeah.

        42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?Your javascript is screwed up. It's printing variable names, not values.

        42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?Really have to fix that.

        42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?If he doesn't fix the damn javascript, definitely. Bad coders get haunted.

        43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?I do everything with absolute certainty.

        44. Are children born pure?No, they're a pretty good mix of chemicals.

        45. Do ghosts exist?They are made real when people believe...

        46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?Uh. Micheal Jackson.

        47. Is this pointless?Quite

        48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?At one point...

        49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?Dogs. Cats make me sneeze.

        50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?Israel is occupying Palestine? Uh oh...the **** is going to hit the fan now...
        50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?Anybody stupid enough to perform a suicide attack can't be justified in anything. Except possibly suicide.

        What do I win?
        Last edited by Koyaanisqatsi; April 15, 2003, 05:11.
        "In the beginning was the Word. Then came the ******* word processor." -Dan Simmons, Hyperion

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        • #19
          Tass, you are pervert of making so many questions.

          1. 22
          2. male
          3. Lutheran
          4. I don't know
          5. I don't consider myself stupid, somewhere between that and intelligent.

          1. What is the name of your country?
          Finland!

          2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast?
          Uusimaa

          3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast?
          Helsinki

          4. What is the name of your county?
          Finland?

          5. What is the capital of your county?
          Helsinki

          6. What is the capital of your country?
          Helsinki?

          7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES?
          Washingont DC

          8. What is the official name of Libya?
          Umm umm... Republic of Libya? I don't know..

          9. What is the capital of the CHINA?
          Peking!

          10. What is the capital of INDONESIA?
          I know only Jakarta in Indonesia, so Jakarta? Not sure.

          11. What is the approx. population of INDIA?
          Hmm.. a LOT! One billion?

          12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES?
          Norway

          13. What continent is EGYPT on?
          Africa

          14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION?
          Infidel! Orthodox .

          15. What is 3 to the fifth power?
          I'm not sure the mathematic terms in english, so I have to guess between two and assume it's 3^5 and answer to that is 243.

          16. What is life?
          Life is life.

          17. Prove that god exists.
          I can't prove that.

          18. Name the capital of UTAH.
          Utah? Who cares! .. there were those olympics, so it might be that, I say Salt Lake City?

          19. What is a bakers dozen?
          Bakers dozen? Never heard of it, and this is unfair to furriners so I protest this question! 12?

          20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number.
          x + 67 = -34 -> -101. -101 is my answer.

          21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
          Simplify, what does that mean? I don't understand.

          22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray.
          Translate this phrase

          23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.
          Again with simplify, what does it mean.. damn it. Wild guess, 8%?

          24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?

          Well Sam IS cheating, so it's not fair to begin with! They will finish same time so they both win. But dragon will kill Sam near the finish line, so dragon will ultimately win.

          25. What does SARS stand for?
          Hmm.. I don't know. I question the importance of this english word! But I'd go with Respitory Syndrome, can't even guess the first two letters.

          26. Where did SARS begin?
          China.

          27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.

          marsha bob janie jon, jon being shortest.

          28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.

          Yep. The evil lales..

          29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.
          Uhmm.. It depends who you ask this.

          30. Titanic is unsinkable.

          To their own definition it was. Proved to be otherwise.

          31. Will the infidels die?

          Everybody dies. So infidels dies too.

          32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?

          True. Could change any minute though.

          33. Which is happier? , , , , , or

          because doesn't exist .

          34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.

          False. It's Russia! Will change any minute though

          35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?

          Wild guess..... False!

          36. Does Santa exist?

          No, but if he would, he'd live in Finland.

          37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?

          Depends how much 700 miles of lead weighs. So there's no real comparison here just yet.

          38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?

          Some people can, I don't know if everyone can if it is done with consciouss... But I'd go with Yes.

          39. How many spelling errors are in this document?

          I could spot two? Or 3.. Or then it's correct since in UK they are weirdos. I go with all these.

          40. Prove aliens exist.

          Go see First Contact! Just skip the first 2 hours.

          41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?

          I thought Markos lived in Greece? But then again it might be close to real Macedonia.. he has that Greek flag in his avatar, so this might be a trick question. I'd still go with NO.

          42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

          Sounds like the movie Ring. Did she start using dark forces AFTER she was thrown to that well, or before? If before, then definitely not justified, if before.. then it depends how much you like horsies and dislike dark forces. I assume before though. The mother should have gotten one of those exorcisting priests first to give it a try before doing that throwing thing. So I'd say NO, because she didn't try that first, after that it would be justified because that chick would be evil dark girl, and they must be killed without mercy!

          42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

          No.

          42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?

          No.

          43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?

          No.

          44. Are children born pure?

          Depends how you look at it, or who you ask this from. Asking from me, I'd say yes.

          45. Do ghosts exist?

          Define ghosts? Like little kids with sheets on their heads? . I don't know the answer. I keep it open.

          46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?

          Of course! There are countless of movies made about this

          47. Is this pointless?

          Depends what you do with these answers. If you use these to spy us, later killing us one by one, then it's not pointless, otherwise pretty much pointless yes.. So the question should be, is this pointless to you?

          48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?

          Is it in 1 to 5 scale? We have two different certificates one is based on one exam after the whole school thing, one is based on all the courses and their final exams, other one is higher than 3.5, other one not .

          49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?

          DOGS!

          50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?

          They're justified to defend themselves. As of suicide attacks continues, they are justified to go after the guys inside Palestine, but if that's not the case, defending, then of course not. If you mean settlements.. I don't know. I don't think settlements are a good idea.

          50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?

          Against IDF, yes. Against civilians, never. Against IDF, because I believe they can fight the army that is coming to their lands anytime, anywhere, with any means. But then again the army is coming because of the bombers so.. tricky thing, so I say they are justified to attack IDF because of grudge and mistakes of IDF causing collateral damage, but as long as they keep targetting Civies, it's IDF right, bombers wrong.
          Last edited by Pekka; April 15, 2003, 05:22.
          In da butt.
          "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
          THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
          "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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          • #20
            Re: A Few Basic Questions

            1. 20
            2. Male
            3. Agnostic
            4. Conservative
            5. Sometimes

            ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

            1. The Netherlands

            2. Noord-Holland

            3. Haarlem

            4. -

            5. -

            6. Amsterdam

            7. Washington, D.C.

            8. Khaddafi Land

            9. Beijing

            10. Jakarta

            11. 800-900M

            12. Define "living standards", but I'll go with Norway...

            13. Africa

            14. Orthodox Christian

            15. 243

            16. Not dead

            17. Hm, do you want me to post that entire list? =)

            18. Salt Lake City?

            19. Thirteen

            20. -101

            21. 945,697 32/213

            22. Translate this phrase.

            23. <1B

            24. Both.

            25. Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrom

            26. China

            27. M > B > Ja > Jo

            28. Of course.

            29. I don't give a sh*t...

            30. Tell that to the iceberg...

            31. The one who's supposed to tell me that, disappeared.

            32. Not anymore =)

            33.

            34. False

            35. Don't give a sh*t about this either.

            36. No

            37. Miles? how thick, how wide? et cetera...

            38. I think so...

            39. Can't be arsed to find that out...

            40. I don't want to.

            41. No.

            42a. I stopped reading after "dark energies"...

            42b. -

            42c. -

            43d. -

            44. Yes.

            45. Yes.

            46. Maybe...

            47. Probably =)

            48. How the fark should I know? =)

            49. Dogs

            50. I'm not getting into this one...

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            • #21
              Re: A Few Basic Questions

              1. What is your age? 18

              2. What is your sex? Male

              3. What is your religion? Christianish

              4. What is your political affiliation? Social Democratish

              5. Do you consider yourself intelligent? Yes


              ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

              1. What is the name of your country? The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

              2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast? England I guess

              3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast? London

              4. What is the name of your county? West Sussex

              5. What is the capital of your county? Chichester

              6. What is the capital of your country? London

              7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES? Washington DC

              8. What is the official name of Libya?

              9. What is the capital of the CHINA? Beijing

              10. What is the capital of INDONESIA? Jakarta

              11. What is the approx. population of INDIA? 1 billion

              12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES? Norway

              13. What continent is EGYPT on? Africa

              14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION? none

              15. What is 3 to the fifth power? 125

              16. What is life? The ability to reproduce.

              17. Prove that god exists. A proof is impossible

              18. Name the capital of UTAH.

              19. What is a bakers dozen? 13

              20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number. -101

              21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860. I could, but I'm beginning to wonder as to the point.

              22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray. Translate this phrase

              23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem. 1/8

              24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race? Both will finish the race. Both will finish the race at the same time.

              25. What does SARS stand for? Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome

              26. Where did SARS begin? Hong Kong

              27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.
              Marsha, Bob, Janie, Jon


              28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz. ok... (TRUE)

              29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state. False

              30. Titanic is unsinkable. Unless by "Titanic" you mean "helium", false

              31. Will the infidels die? Which ones... Or, everyone dies in this mortal world.

              32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN? False

              33. Which is happier? , , , , , or


              34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world. False

              35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"? False?

              36. Does Santa exist? Yes, but not as a physical being

              37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead? 700 miles of lead, unless it's really really thin (one pound per mile)
              /me doesn't know density of lead offhand

              38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence? Yes

              39. How many spelling errors are in this document? Including mine or not?

              40. Prove aliens exist. Have you not seen Anne Widdicombe?

              41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA? no

              42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well? no

              42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape? no

              42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting? no

              43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty? yes

              44. Are children born pure? no

              45. Do ghosts exist? yes, but not necessarily as observable phenomena

              46. Have UFOs visited the Earth? Yes. Not necessarily "flying saucers" though. Reconsider definition of UFO

              47. Is this pointless? Yes

              48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)? probably woulda been

              49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats? Cats.

              50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine? No
              50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks? No
              Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
              "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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              • #22
                Wow. It took me five readings to realise it wanted 3^5 not 5^3
                243
                Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
                "I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis

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                • #23
                  Re: Re: A Few Basic Questions

                  1. What is your age? 22

                  2. What is your sex? Male

                  3. What is your religion? Null

                  4. What is your political affiliation? Null

                  5. Do you consider yourself intelligent? Yes

                  ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

                  1. What is the name of your country? Australia

                  2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast? New South Wales

                  3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast? Sydney

                  4. What is the name of your county? Ruse

                  5. What is the capital of your county? N/A

                  6. What is the capital of your country? Canberra

                  7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES? Washington DC

                  8. What is the official name of Libya? No know

                  9. What is the capital of the CHINA? Beijing

                  10. What is the capital of INDONESIA? Jakarta

                  11. What is the approx. population of INDIA? 1 billion

                  12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES? Norway

                  13. What continent is EGYPT on? Africa

                  14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION? Orthodox

                  15. What is 3 to the fifth power? I did this in my head and got 143. Oh well.

                  16. What is life? The ability to reproduce and change.

                  17. Prove that god exists. Sure.

                  18. Name the capital of UTAH. No know

                  19. What is a bakers dozen? 13

                  20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number. -101

                  21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860. Somewhere near 9000/1

                  22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray. Translate this phrase

                  23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem. 4/3ðr³

                  24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race? The dragon will arrive at the finishing line at the same time as Sam, but will eat him. As such, only the dragon will finish.

                  25. What does SARS stand for? Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome

                  26. Where did SARS begin? Hong Kong

                  27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.
                  Marsha, Bob, Janie, Jon


                  28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz. ok... (TRUE)

                  29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state. False

                  30. Titanic is unsinkable. Unless by "Titanic" you mean "helium", false

                  31. Will the infidels die? Which ones... Or, everyone dies in this mortal world.

                  32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN? False

                  33. Which is happier? , , , , , or


                  34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world. False

                  35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"? No know

                  36. Does Santa exist? Depends on the person in question.

                  37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead? Non-metric question ignored.

                  38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence? Yes

                  39. How many spelling errors are in this document? Impossible to determine while the thread still remains open.

                  40. Prove aliens exist. Natalie Umbruglia.

                  41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA? No

                  42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well? She is underaged and unattractive. Who cares?

                  42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape? Not all of them.

                  42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting? Yeah. He was creepy or something.

                  43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty? With the certainty of a drunken macaque.

                  44. Are children born pure? As pure as a newborn.

                  45. Do ghosts exist? Perhaps.

                  46. Have UFOs visited the Earth? Maybe. Maybe not.

                  47. Is this pointless? Indeed.

                  48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)? No know. I got a few distinctions. I also got a few fails.

                  49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats? Cats.

                  50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine? No
                  50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks? No
                  I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).

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                  • #24
                    Re: A Few Basic Questions

                    OK, just 'cause I don't have anything better to do:

                    1. What is your age? 25
                    2. What is your sex? male
                    3. What is your religion? atheist
                    4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.) None of the above
                    5. Do you consider yourself intelligent? Somewhat above average I'd guess.

                    ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

                    1. What is the name of your country? Sweden

                    2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast? Västerbotten

                    3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast? Umeå

                    4. What is the name of your county? Umeå Kommun

                    5. What is the capital of your county? Umeå

                    6. What is the capital of your country? Stockholm

                    7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES? Washington DC

                    8. What is the official name of Libya? Peoples republic of Libya?

                    9. What is the capital of the CHINA? Beijing

                    10. What is the capital of INDONESIA? Jakarta

                    11. What is the approx. population of INDIA? 1 bil.

                    12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES? considering all the potentional problems there is with national accounts, ppp's and valuation of the public sector I refuse to answer this question.

                    13. What continent is EGYPT on? Africa

                    14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION? Russian orthodox (if they have any)

                    15. What is 3 to the fifth power? que?

                    16. What is life? A chemical reaction

                    17. Prove that god exists. There is no god

                    18. Name the capital of UTAH.

                    19. What is a bakers dozen? 12?

                    20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number. -101

                    21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860. Oh no, really...

                    22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray. Yeah, well **** you too!

                    23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem. Depends on the definition of of atheism, propably quite few, 0,5 bil. maybe with a wider definition.

                    24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race? They'll tie

                    25. What does SARS stand for? -

                    26. Where did SARS begin? -

                    27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.
                    marsha, bob, janie, jon

                    28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz. yes!

                    29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state. No, not officially

                    30. Titanic is unsinkable. Can it sink any lower?

                    31. Will the infidels die? Yes, all will die.

                    32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN? Yes

                    33. Which is happier? , , , , , or
                    , subjective question...

                    34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world. No

                    35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"? -

                    36. Does Santa exist? Maybe there's some persons or places with that name....

                    37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead? Not sufficient information

                    38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?
                    To a degree, yes.

                    39. How many spelling errors are in this document? To many to mention

                    40. Prove aliens exist. about 7 million illegally in the US.

                    41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA? No, Greece.

                    42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well? She throws her down the well after the horses die, doesn't she?

                    42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape? -

                    42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting? -

                    43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty? No

                    44. Are children born pure? Define Pure

                    45. Do ghosts exist? Probably no if you mean more than some sort of being.

                    46. Have UFOs visited the Earth? As it's unidentified that's kind of a impossible question

                    47. Is this pointless? Quite

                    48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)? I don't think so...

                    49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats? Cats

                    50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine? I wouldn't say that no.
                    50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks? Hardly.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Re: A Few Basic Questions



                      I can't believe people actually answered the questions

                      I'm not going to grade you, but I will say this: None of you got a 100.
                      Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                      • #26
                        Well, God, Tassadar, we thought you were actually interested in other peoples opinions. Shame on us for giving you too much credit.

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                        • #27
                          a FEW BASIC quesions eih?
                          eimi men anthropos pollon logon, mikras de sophias

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                          • #28
                            Re: A Few Basic Questions

                            1. What is your age? 18

                            2. What is your sex? Male

                            3. What is your religion? Atheist.

                            4. What is your political affiliation (Shi, Ming, et al: Put republican. Che, Sava, et al: Put democrat. Those are you only two options.) - Meh... Center.

                            5. Do you consider yourself intelligent? Yes. Either that or my enviroment is phenomenally stupid.

                            ANSWER THE FOLLOWING PROBLEMS:

                            1. What is the name of your country? Israel.

                            2. What is the name of your state/province/oblast? The south.

                            3. What is the capital of your state/province/oblast? It's complicated in the case of my city... Just assume I know.

                            4. What is the name of your county? No such thing in Israel.

                            5. What is the capital of your county? - See answer 4.

                            6. What is the capital of your country? Jerusalem.

                            7. What is the capital of the country UNITED STATES? Washington D.C

                            8. What is the official name of Libya? Libya? Khaddafi's playground? Here be Camels?

                            9. What is the capital of the CHINA? Beijing

                            10. What is the capital of INDONESIA? Jakarta?

                            11. What is the approx. population of INDIA? 1 billion.

                            12. Which has higher standards of living: NORWAY or UNITED STATES? Norway.

                            13. What continent is EGYPT on? Main part in Africa, the rest in Asia(at least until we conquer it again ).

                            14. What is the official religion of the RUSSIAN FEDERATION? Christianity. Orthodox denomination, or whatever you call it.

                            15. What is 3 to the fifth power? 243

                            16. What is life? A 4 letter word that starts with an L and ends with an E. Or the state of being alive.

                            17. Prove that god exists. - I am God.

                            18. Name the capital of UTAH. - Salt Lake City(WAG).

                            19. What is a bakers dozen? Dont know.

                            20. Solve: The sum of a number and 67 is -34. Find that number. -101

                            21. Simplify: 19287360981465 over 20394860.
                            What X over Y means? I dont know the English terms.

                            22. Ranslatetay isthay rasephray. How did you call me?

                            23. Approx how many athiests are in the world out of how many people on earth?? Simplify your answer. Use rounding to solve this problem.

                            Non western countries out.
                            Which leaves us with around 1bil.
                            300 million.

                            Though the commies in China can also be counted. Hmph.

                            24. Sam and the Dragon are in a race to the finish. The track is 2000 miles. Sam has already run 1000 miles and continues to run at 1 mile per day. The dragon runs at 2 miles per day. Who will finish the race?

                            Both will finish it. At the same time.

                            25. What does SARS stand for?

                            South American Repository System



                            26. Where did SARS begin?

                            Some Chinese village/town?
                            Either that or Hong Kong.

                            27. Janie is taller than Jon. Bob is taller than Janie. Jon is shorter than Marsha. Marsha is taller than Bob. Arrange the peoples by heigth starting with the tallest.

                            Marsha
                            Bob
                            Janie
                            Jon

                            28. All lales are morkas. All morkas are komuniztz. Therefore, all lales are komuniztz.

                            Yap.

                            29. TRUE OR FALSE? Palestine is recognized as a state.

                            FALSE!

                            30. Titanic is unsinkable.

                            Nope.

                            31. Will the infidels die?

                            Depends who you ask.

                            32. TRUE or FALSE? The official president of Iraq is SADDAM HUSSEIN?

                            Yes.

                            33. Which is happier? , , , , , or



                            34. True or False? Canada is the largest country in the world.

                            False.

                            35. True or False? The Chiles anthem begins "JANA GANA MANA"?

                            No idea.

                            36. Does Santa exist?

                            No.

                            37: Which is heavier: 700 POUNDS of feathers or 700 miles of lead?

                            Same weight.

                            38. Is it possible to control things such as heart rate and body temperature without mechanical assistence?

                            Depends on what you call control. But generally yes.

                            39. How many spelling errors are in this document?

                            Too lazy to check.

                            40. Prove aliens exist.

                            50 Thai ones are building an apartment complex 50 meters from my house.

                            (you didnt define aliens )

                            41. Does Markos live in the Former Yugoslav Republic of MACEDONIA?

                            No.

                            42a. MOTHER1 throws DAUGHTER1 down a well. DAUGHTER1 had dark energies surrounding her which caused the horses to commit suicide. FATHER1 is now haunted by DAUGHTER1. DAUGHTER1 created a tape to tell others about her death and anyone who doesnt copy it in 7 days will die. Was MOTHER1 justified in throwing DAUGHTER1 down the well?

                            Yes.

                            42b. Was DAUGHTER1 justified in killing people who do not copy the tape?

                            Yes.

                            42c. Does FATHER1 deserve the hauntings he's getting?

                            Yes.

                            43d. Can you answer any of these questions with absolute certanty?

                            No.

                            44. Are children born pure?

                            Yes.

                            45. Do ghosts exist?

                            No.

                            46. Have UFOs visited the Earth?

                            Dont know.

                            47. Is this pointless?

                            It sure looks like it is.

                            48. Was your GPA higher than 3.5 (US System)?

                            Dont know the US system, but I guess that yes.

                            49. Which do you prefer: Dogs or Cats?

                            Undecided.

                            50. Is Israel justified in occupying Palestine?

                            Yes.

                            50a. Are Palestinians justified in performing suicide attacks?

                            No.
                            "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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