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Alright, sounds fishy
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Yeah, you definitely won't like being the target of one. I don't think...To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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My roomate used to collect bukake, scat and other strange fetish porns. He was VERY different.:-pComment
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sounds fishy? you should smell it...Originally posted by Trajanus
Alright, sounds fishyConcrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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The night my mom and dad got married he farted under the covers and told my mom:Originally posted by JohnT
Hell, once you get married you can fart under the covers and lift them up just so, in order for your spouse to share the love.
"Look out I'm going to spit on the ceiling", which, of course causes her to duck under the covers.....
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**sniff** wow! SEAWATER!Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
sounds fishy? you should smell it...
To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Originally posted by Tuberski
The night my mom and dad got married he farted under the covers and told my mom:
"Look out I'm going to spit on the ceiling", which, of course causes her to duck under the covers.....
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Your dad sounds cool.
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My dad is a very awesome person, I have more respect for him than any other person on earth. He is one of those quiet funny guys. Doesn't say much, but when he wants to be funny, he's ALWAYS funny.Originally posted by JohnT
Your dad sounds cool.
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Yeah, you definitely won't like being the target of one. I don't think...
"target" is a very accurate word.
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Originally posted by Pekka
JohnT, That's just nasty.
NO NO. NO! I beg to differ with you. You my friend are the nasty one. You not only stick your head under the covers to sniff your own farts but you admit to it!!
You sir are what we in the trade like to call a FARTSNIFFER! Learn the name, for you are a FARTSNIFFER
And I got all of you guys beat! Try being in high school on a double date with your best friend and her boyfriend and you and your boyfriend are getting busy in the backseat of friends parents station wagon sans clothes (almost..... ) and the next thing you know you and boyfriend are being driven through the drive through of the dairy queen next to our high school and the main hang out on friday night, with pleanty of people there since a friend let everyone in on what they were going to do. What a lovely time I had at school on Monday
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I like Hillary Clinton for president.http://tools.wikimedia.de/~gmaxwell/jorbis/JOrbisPlayer.php?path=John+Williams+The+Imperial+M arch+from+The+Empire+Strikes+Back.ogg&wiki=enComment
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Please, there are some things we don't need to know......Originally posted by Ned
I like Hillary Clinton for president.
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i'm a coke addict.
what can i say? i'm from atlanta...B♭3Comment
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I'm one of those people whose brain takes longer to wake up than his body. One time my roommate woke me up and I got in a 15-minute arguement with him that consisted of me asserting that the spanish department now owned my window.Stop Quoting BenComment
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Originally posted by Boshko
One time my roommate woke me up and I got in a 15-minute arguement with him that consisted of me asserting that the spanish department now owned my window.
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