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  • #46
    Hell, once you get married you can fart under the covers and lift them up just so, in order for your spouse to share the love.

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    • #47
      JohnT, That's just nasty.
      In da butt.
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      • #48
        Originally posted by JohnT
        Hell, once you get married you can fart under the covers and lift them up just so, in order for your spouse to share the love.
        "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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        • #49
          Sometime I am under the blanket when my wife farts. (I'm not gonna tell you what I'm doing there). It's a myth that girls farts don't smell.
          So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in! - Supercitizen to stupid students
          Be kind to the nerdiest guy in school. He will be your boss when you've grown up!

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          • #50
            BWAHAHAH 7 Gig+... but most are just single movies that are really big. I only have two non-computer porn tapes. That's not too embarassing. Most of it is stuff my gf and I use for practice. It definitely has improved my skill in that area.

            oh yeah, in the summer, I shave my chest and back to show my developed physique. I've had laser surgery to zap some of the hair on my back. I am such a beast. It's that damn Slavic blood. I feel kind of wussy about it, but my female friends and gf say it looks better. My guy friends used to make fun of me until I met my current gf last year.
            To us, it is the BEAST.

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            • #51
              I need glasses and wont buy some because I'd rather keep my money to spend it on my car....how pathetic.

              Hey! Atleast I know it!
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #52
                7gb of porn, that's like twice the size of my HD.

                i had the same experiance as molly bloom, some girl pulled down my trunks in swimming in secondary school. luckily i didn't turn into a homosexual though
                "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                • #53
                  err you can't see for ****, so instead of getting glasses you're getting a car, i'm seeing at least one problem there..
                  "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                  "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by C0ckney
                    err you can't see for ****, so instead of getting glasses you're getting a car, i'm seeing at least one problem there..
                    I got a car man...it just needs...more power...omg how pathetic am I!!!
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #55
                      I had my pants pulled down at high school, a few girls turned round to see. I had a few nice rumours going round about me after that.
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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by JohnT
                        Hell, once you get married you can fart under the covers and lift them up just so, in order for your spouse to share the love.
                        I do that to!

                        But she doesn't think it's love....
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #57
                          so the 'it was cold' excuse worked for you then

                          edit: could everyone stop crossposting, it's making me look like a right div

                          "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

                          "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by Pekka
                            Eli, be carefull! I mean when I do it (fart), I start thinking 'well I'm gonna smell it and I know it smells bad, but I have to smell it because I'm gonna do it anyway!', so in a way I'm hyping up myself to do it. And then I battle with myself, and always end up sticking my head there.

                            So, next time you do it, you will think of this and I promise you, you will do the same. You can't resist it anymore once you have this thing stuck in your head.
                            You sure you don't have any psychological problems?

                            Originally posted by Boris Godunov


                            Giving or receiving?



                            What's so embarrassing about that? So long as they aren't heinous...

                            Missing Fez: most embarrassing admission so far!

                            What is bukkake?


                            BWAHAHAH 7 Gig+... but most are just single movies that are really big. I only have two non-computer porn tapes. That's not too embarassing. Most of it is stuff my gf and I use for practice. It definitely has improved my skill in that area.

                            7 gig? I have 10 gig pr0n on my HD, but in fact that's just for trading purposes, I'm not into pr0n as I prefer the real thingy ye know and sitting behind a computer screen jerking off is not really the most exciting moment of the day imho, gaming is much more intense

                            Anyway if you think 10 gig is much, then hear this: 1,5 weeks ago I went to a LAN party of bout 650 people, I connected to directconnect, and I saw this guy with 750 GB shared! , I was like wow, lemme connect to that real fast, and what do I see...750 GB of porn, lol, it sounds pretty unbelievable but well, it weren't pictures of course, just movies

                            Also funny thing is he was LAN crew, and when cleaning up the LAN room afterwards, he went out for a bite, and when he came back his nice FTP was gone... *ouch* (just too funny not to mention this here)
                            "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                            "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Spec
                              I need glasses and wont buy some because I'd rather keep my money to spend it on my car....how pathetic.

                              Hey! Atleast I know it!
                              I have that very same problem, except that I can still see clearly without glasses (it's just that my eyes aren't as perfect as normal ppl's eyes are) and that I spend it on computer equipment
                              "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
                              "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Trajanus
                                What is bukkake?
                                Look it up. You probably don't want to know.
                                Tutto nel mondo è burla

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