The "admit to embarassing things about yourself" thread.

[Sava]

I sometimes need to trim hair on my ass because I get dingleberries.

[Pekka]

I have porn collection that would be able to compete in serious championship games.

[Sava]

I dunno man, I got a huge one too. Kazaa RULES!

[Paul Hanson]

I have a Lexa Doig porn clip that I sometimes like to watch on Realplayer whilst I have Winamp play the theme tune to Andromeda.

Just because it's funny.

[Boris Godunov]

I reference you to the babe thread in which I unleashed my arsenal of hot shirtless guy pics. That was a fraction of what I had, and minor compared to the nude/porn pictures. And let's not talk about film clips, just so I won't embarrass you all.

[Pekka]

No no no.. porn on computer doesn't count. I mean real tapes etc.

[Master Zen]

I used to watch Dawson's Creek for some time

That Joey chick was hot...

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka
I have porn collection that would be able to compete in serious championship games.

Mine is about 4 GB. Pretty average I suppose?

[Pekka]

If I fart in bed, you know under blanket, I can't resist the urge to put my head under the blanket and smell it. I know it smells awfull, but I always have to do it.

[Pekka]

Olaf, 4GB? Maybe I have overestimated my collection .

[Eli]

Originally posted by Pekka
If I fart in bed, you know under blanket, I can't resist the urge to put my head under the blanket and smell it. I know it smells awfull, but I always have to do it.

I hope I forge this by the time I go to sleep, otherwise the curiosity might be too much.

[Chemical Ollie]

I pick my nose and dispose of its content into waste baskets and flower pots. Every day.

[Pekka]

Eli, be carefull! I mean when I do it (fart), I start thinking 'well I'm gonna smell it and I know it smells bad, but I have to smell it because I'm gonna do it anyway!', so in a way I'm hyping up myself to do it. And then I battle with myself, and always end up sticking my head there.

So, next time you do it, you will think of this and I promise you, you will do the same. You can't resist it anymore once you have this thing stuck in your head.

[Chemical Ollie]

Originally posted by Pekka
If I fart in bed, you know under blanket, I can't resist the urge to put my head under the blanket and smell it. I know it smells awfull, but I always have to do it.

Your own farts always smell wonderful. Only others smell bad.

[Pekka]

Originally posted by Olaf HÃ¥rfagre


Your own farts always smell wonderful. Only others smell bad.

True. I won't do it if someone else farts under the blanket.