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i did john. she gave the 20 dollars before i sexed her up and then after she passed out i went through her wallet to make sure she wasnt holding anything back. she didnt have anything besides a phone card and her drivers license.
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I don't have a reply, I just wanted to make sure this wasn't edited out later.Originally posted by MRT144
i did john. she gave the 20 dollars before i sexed her up and then after she passed out i went through her wallet to make sure she wasnt holding anything back. she didnt have anything besides a phone card and her drivers license.
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I bet you could sell that drivers license for at least 20 bucks
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Bumpity bump-bump-bump.Comment
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Ah, it's the "****ing for coins" thread.
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In my flat, we charge each other (and those next door) 20p to use the oven, 10p to use the toilet etc... Since they can't be bothered going next door, they usually pay up.
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During my teens, when I played Magic : the Gathering, Ihelped my mom doing her daily chores for money. I became chore-hungry at that time
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YES! Thank you MRT144.. now everytime you remind me of that sausage thing... I'll come back right at ya
In da butt.
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I worked at a Pizza Hut in 1996 for 5 bucks an hour...To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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Cripes, might as well close the thread now. Noone can top MRT144's story! MRT144, I'm stuck somewhere between admiration and revulsion at your story.
So, alright dude! but also yeesh.Comment
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Me and my best mate spent several hours today going around the pubs in S****horpe (which is embarassing enough in itself) trying to win money on all the quiz machines.
I came home £15 lighter. He went home £25 lighter."Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.
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Dude, getting paid for sex is tons better than working at Pizza Hut...To us, it is the BEAST.Comment
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In one of my many camping trips during summer of my senior year, We packed 96 hot dogs w/o the buns. And we were in the middle of nowhere with this crap without anything else to eat for that day.
Long story short, I ate 36/96 to win the $15 bet. And at least half of them were still frozen.:-pComment
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