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Originally posted by orange
i really don't get the first joke Boris. What am I missing?
i really don't get the first joke Boris. What am I missing?
Thus, the stepmother will have to race to find a new dress on the wedding day.
Clear now?
ACK!
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If Jennifer's mother wears the dress to rehearsal the night before the wedding, Jennifer's new step-mother can't very well wear the same dress to the wedding the next day.
Thus, the stepmother will have to race to find a new dress on the wedding day.
Clear now?
ACK!
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Man, you don't understand women at all.Originally posted by orange
i really don't get the first joke Boris. What am I missing?
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guess not...care to enlighten me?"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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When I first saw the title to this thread I thought it was all gonna be about weed! Aw man! Lighting Up! DAMMIT!"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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Albert SpeerComment
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oh, Tuberski already did...
I still think it's stupid. Don't see why she can't wear the dress to the wedding. Women are petty *****es. But you didn't hear that from me."Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Woulda been funnier if you said "Tonight, at the rehesal dinner."Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Man, you don't understand women at all.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...Comment
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Maybe he doesn't understand fashion.......Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Man, you don't understand women at all.
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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that must be it...
...thank God"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"
Rock on, Sheila, rock on!
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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See, the gay men all get it.Tutto nel mondo è burlaComment
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Ah, the games women play...
The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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Which would explain why I posted this:Originally posted by Boris Godunov
See, the gay men all get it.
Maybe he doesn't understand fashion.......
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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so that joke is a gay/straight test? And I passed?
:sigh of relief:
Thank you!!
"Chegitz, still angry about the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991?
You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
"I was hoping for a Communist utopia that would last forever." - Imran SiddiquiComment
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No,no,no! It's a gay/married/straight test.Originally posted by orange
so that joke is a gay/straight test? And I passed?
:sigh of relief:
Thank you!!
ACK!
Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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