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  • Take that, Jerry!

    I can't believe this! Tom just beat Jerry! I've never seen that happen before! Abso****inglutely incredible!

    Eat it, Jerry! Now I've just gotta see that French mouse in the diaper get his ass kicked, and then I can die a happy Tom fan.
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  • #2
    I think he's name is Tubby. Was Jerry eaten?
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    • #3
      ??? They actually let the cat win for once?


      What happened?
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      • #4
        Someone needs to top this thread ASAP!
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        • #5
          Good.

          Now they need to make a Home Alone movie where those two criminals finally catch the annoying, sadistic brat and preferably at least rough him up a bit.
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          • #6
            Go Tomy, go Tomy, go go go Tomy...!!!!
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            • #7
              It happens form time to time. Thats why its good. In all most every one Jerry gets a least 1 hammering .

              Now tweetie pie is someone who needs a good kicking
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              • #8
                At first I thought you meant Jerry Springer. And I always preffered Tom. Who likes a smart-alek little brat of a mouse?

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                • #9
                  "Wow!" exclaims Krusty, "They'll never let us show that again, not in a million years!"
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                  • #10
                    Yea. Id also like to see that 16ton weight land on the roadrunner for a change...

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                    • #11
                      And I was always afraid that I am the only one who liked Tom! Thre is some sense in the world!

                      Actually, I've seen SOME episods, in which Tom wins, but their numbers are negligble.

                      TOM!
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                      • #12
                        Roadrunner doesn't bother me too much, since he (or she???) usually doesn't act as the instigator. Jerry's a little bastard, though. And yeah, Tweety could use an ass-whuppin.

                        So what happened was that Spike's boy gets hiccups when he's suddenly awakened, and he repeatedly kicks Tom's ass for waking up his kid. So Jerry of course repeatedly wakes up Spike's boy so that Tom will get his ass kicked. At the end of the episode, though, Tom cures both Spike and his boy of hiccups (Spike acquired them at some point in the episode), and Spike is so overjoyed that he says "You're okay, cat! Anything you do from now on is okay with us!" Jerry overhears this, and gets the hell out of Dodge.

                        Now that I think back, there was at time that that diaper-wearing French mouse got a whuppin (he'd accidentally poked his sword up Jerry's poop chute, so Jerry took out his anger on French Mouse). Now I just need to see the episode where that idiot duckling actually gets eaten or whatever. "I'm soooo ugly, woah is me..." Eat **** and die, duck!
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                        • #13


                          Also, another arch-enemy of mine: "Bugs Bunny"


                          God I hate that abnoxious little *****.
                          urgh.NSFW

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                          • #14
                            You are sick loinbuger.....
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                            • #15
                              The black hole calling the kettle black.
                              urgh.NSFW

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