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I refuse to believe the same quality paper that told us the touching and terrifying story of Batboy could possibly lie about anything.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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Not to mention their "Alien Endorses... " expose(s)!Comment
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This is actually an old story. The Weekly World News ran the same story with a couple details changed about 5 or so years ago. I know because I always grab that thing while waiting in line at the grocery store because it's freakin' hilarious.
When the WWN published their story about the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse seen in Lake Havasu or Bullhead City or wherever in Arizona it was, those things literally sold out everywhere. It was funny."Luck's last match struck in the pouring down wind." - Chris Cornell, "Mindriot"Comment
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Utterly bogus, all of it.
Time travel wasn't developed until 2412.Comment
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Originally posted by ravagon
Utterly bogus, all of it.
Time travel wasn't developed until 2412.
In my timeline it was developed in 2012!!! Of course, it was a bit buggy......I intended to go to a timeline where Russia benevolently ruled all......But I guess I forgot to carry the 3 when doing the calculations 
So maybe it wasnt so buggy.....
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Anyone who goes from $800 to $350 mil in 126 trades is the man, time travel or no."Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark TwainComment
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You won't find that on another timeline. You need another plane of existence altogether for something that far from reality.Originally posted by Tassadar5000
......I intended to go to a timeline where Russia benevolently ruled all......
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"Officials are quite confident the "time-traveler's" claims are bogus."
Juh...I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"Comment
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