Denmark's last stork

[Az]

I am just addressing a specific problem.

In short, refill the marshes. We had a marsh here too, and then we drained it to clear the land for agriculture. the land got dry. now the marshes are partially restored, the agriculture has benefited, storks have a place to rest on their journey to africa, and water buffalos roam there.

[Winston]

Efforts have been put into preserving and restoring, among other things, feeding grounds for storks this past decade or so. The trouble is, it takes time for storks to return. We're in the very Northern part of where storks like to spend their summers...

First priority is we'll have to get a girlfriend for the one we have. I bet it gets lonely up on that roof at night.

[Az]

Capture a couple of hundreds of them, and make them immigrate to denmark.

[chequita guevara]

But Winston hates immigrants.

[Winston]

No, I hate leftists who haven't got their facts straight about other posters. Or the world in general for that matter.

Now go away, fatso.

[Az]

oooh!

fight fight fight fight fight fight.

*cheers*


calm down, children.

[chequita guevara]

I may be fat, but I look good!

[Winston]

I'll take brains over looks any day.

Now beat it.

[Az]

Calm down, or I'll ban both of you.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Winston
I'll take brains over looks any day.

Now beat it.

I've got both.

[Asmodean]

While I will not get myself drawn into a debate over who has brains and who looks good, I'll say this:

It's a darn shame that the stork is disappearing from Denmark.

Asmodean

[VetLegion]

We have a funny situation here in my neighbourhood (Croatia btw)

Swans from somwhere in the north (north pole?) go somwhere south (africa? south pole?) but they stop to rest a little in a small marshland here and people feed them and so we have 30-40 not so bright swans here every winter.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I never realised it was so rare for Danes to get a stork on.

[St Leo]

Originally posted by BeBro
The last one? Who brings the babies when he´s gone?

Bah, there are always plenty to be found in the cabbage fields. Who wants baby soup?