Patriotic Duty

[Ming]

My wife found this funny... so it seems to be worth a post....



As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked
woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all
American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help
weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is
recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see
nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at
your side is further proof of your antiquarian sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!
IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!

[Chemical Ollie]

Too bad many hardcore Christians share the Taliban view on Nudity.

[Ming]

I have my lawn chair and six pack of beer all ready...

it sounds good to me

[Chemical Ollie]

This picture must make the Talibans mad. Their great leader, naked with a beer!

[Ming]

Just doing my part... bring on the beer and naked ladies

[notyoueither]

Hmmm, how far is Seattle?

[Jaguar]

I saw one of these that tried to pass itself off as real. One wonders who made up the original.

[TheBirdMan]

I have passed it on - even I'm not an american

[OneFootInTheGrave]

I suggest to adopt this practice all over the world in order to weed out any terrorist groups, infact every first day of every month should be the anti-terrorist day I am sure that the coalition of unwilling would accept this drastic measure.

[Sheik]

infact every first day of every month should be the anti-terrorist day

It should be the first Monday of the month that way we can have work / school off.

Great article Ming

[Inverse Icarus]

Ming, how good looking can the housewives of illinois be?

(no offence to your wife, who i'm sure a dashing man klike yourself could land a beautiful one. i'm thinking of my aunt and her neighbors in Northbrook. yuck.)

[chequita guevara]

Funny, I was just thinking how this could backfire, Uber. After all, not all American women are concentration camp victims with helium ballons stuck inside their chests. More than half the country is overweight.

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Funny, I was just thinking how this could backfire, Uber. After all, not all American women are concentration camp victims with helium ballons stuck inside their chests. More than half the country is overweight.

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i'm sure if thjis trend cought on i'd move next door the the playboy mansion.

[St Leo]

Baring Witness

[SlowwHand]

When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George Bush.

He answered by saying that, "Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return."

It became very quiet in the room.