Do you sport a beard, moustache or other ridiculous facial hair?

[Asher]

Originally posted by Kontiki
If you need to shave every day, wouldn't a close up of you at night show a good deal of stubble?

Well, it's only 10 hours of growth so it doesn't show too much.
But here goes

[Rufus T. Firefly]

The last time I shaved anything other than my neck was January, 1983.

[Az]

So, did you need that "help Rufus shave" thread for your neck?

[Gatekeeper]

I have a mustache. Mainly because I don't like having sharp things like razors anywhere near my upper lip.

Gatekeeper

[Harovan]

Asher trolled to prove, that he's a male? This thread is priceless!

I have an awful looking "I'm too lazy to shave" beard. Half of the women I know loves it, the other half hates it. My wife belongs to the latter half. I can live with that.

[Jaguar]

Originally posted by ixnay
Just a goatee for me.

You look like you're about to turn into the incredible hulk and rampage around.

[Sikander]

Full beard and mustache for me, cut very short. No shaving, and my handsome features still stand out.

[Ted Striker]

I wear stubble and it makes me look even cooler than I actually am which is damn near impossible considering I'm so insanely cool in the first place.

[Jon Shafer]

Goatee no stache.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Azazel
So, did you need that "help Rufus shave" thread for your neck?

Exactly! If I let my lower chin and neck hair grow, I look less like a professor than like some burly hillbilly.

[Ted Striker]

Fellas, always shave clean:

neck
nose
ears

Don't be looking like A-Train. Though I'd never have the balls to say that to his face.

[Frankychan]

[edited out because of profanity].

foo.

[Dauphin]

Where is the "My face is covered by small tissue squares with red bits in the middle." option?