Name that Simpsons Quote!

[Jaguar]

Simple game. Post quotes from the Simpsons, and other people have to identify the speaker and summarize the context.


Here's one to start with:


"We have been watching your planet since it was created. 5000 years ago. By God!"

[Drake Tungsten]

I'll say Kodos. Knowing my luck, it'll probably be Kang...

[aaglo]

That must be some american TV-evangelist...

[Donegeal]

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by donegeal
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

It's Homer to Lisa, but I can't remember exactly when.

How about, "Oh Boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

[Drake Tungsten]

How about, "Oh Boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The incomparable Ralph Wiggum. Probably at bedtime...

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

How about, "Oh Boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The incomparable Ralph Wiggum. Probably at bedtime...

Actually, it's when he eats the worm that he's been given to dissect, and Miss Hoover tells him to just put his head down and take a nap.

[Drake Tungsten]

Remembering the context is hard...

[Stefu]

"Because they were stupid! That's why everyone does everything!"

[Traianvs]

ah Stefu your avatar... I don't want to see your posts anymore!!!

[Stefu]

All right, all right! I've changed it!

Though I'm not completely satisfied with this one, either...

What I want for an avatar is Christopher Walken doing the pocket dance.

[Az]

Is this Mona Lisa's nose, Stefu?

In any case, I don't like it either. The Clonaid lady was better IMO.

[Caesar the Great]

"Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels."

[DaShi]

Homer. . .when he wanted to weasel out of something?

[DaShi]

Right, you probably want a quote to follow.

Um..."Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We were both war profiteers. We both made shells for the Nazis. But mine worked damn it!"