Kill Superman.

[Lonestar]

Meson?

[The Mad Monk]

Meson Gun
High-tech weapons that create high energy mesons and direct them at targets. The collision of an electron and a positron creates a pi neutral meson. Mesons have short lives, which can be prolonged to precise duration by accelerating them to relativistic speeds. Range is set by varying the velocity of the mesons.
Mesons can pass through armor and matter without resistance. They do not interact significantly with other particles, and matter is therefore transparent to them. However, in a short time mesons decay into high-energy particles which do interact. If the point of decay is manipulated to occur inside the target ship, the result is high energy explosions and radiation damage. In a meson beam, the mesons travel to their target where they decay and release a large amount of energy. The beam can be stopped by a meson screen.

[Lonestar]

Yeah, that might do it.

[St Leo]

Reproduce Superman

[tinyp3nis]

Hah! This isn't so hard. A man who can kill Satan has easy time killing Superman, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Tell him there's a 'bat in the cave'. When he's using a finger to, ah, 'remove' it, hit him in the elbow, suddenly, forcing his own finger into his brain, killing him

**apparently people can be killed this way - I know Superman is invulnerable to nearly all weapons, but surely if a human finger can do the trick on a human, logically, a super-finger would work on Superman**

If he's not expecting it, it could work. If he is... run!!!!

[Frankychan]

I say make a 'taffy-bomb'. We target Superman and when it detonates, a whole mess of taffy and glue traps him in a big ole mass of gunk.

Then we launch all of our chemical and biological weapons at him.

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Originally posted by Frankychan
I say make a 'taffy-bomb'. We target Superman and when it detonates, a whole mess of taffy and glue traps him in a big ole mass of gunk.

Then we launch all of our chemical and biological weapons at him.

Wouldn't some of them cancel each other out?

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Azazel
When the missile crashes on Jupiter

In, my good man, in.

[Urban Ranger]

I have just read Superman's mind, and found him vulnerable to... banana pudding! Just nail him with one, and he becomes totally powerless.

[Six Thousand Year Old Man]

Tell Bush that Superman has WMD. Unless the French intervene, he's toast.

(This is NOT a threadjack, really )

[Static Universe]

Originally posted by Lonestar


You sure?

I'm postive. There's a post-crisis, mid 90s, three issue arc called "City in A Bottle" in which, IIRC, an evil alien wants to capture the last Kryptonian to place in a bottle city he has, which contains a myriad of alien races.

I believe this was just before he turned into Superman Blue (electrical Superman).

He also goes toe-to-toe with the champion of the bottle city, a Daxamite forced to do the aliens bidding (said Daxamite also dressed in pre-Crisis Kryptonian clothing ).

Here's a link:

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/comics/who/kandor.html

[tinyp3nis]

So Yoda finally joined the dark side too huh?

[Lonestar]

oy. I never read that story arc, though I do remember the "Updated" superman :rollseyes: