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  • #16
    He'll come back when you are about to pop your clogs.
    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Eli
      Christ returns as a Jew?


      Doh. You thought Rabbi Yehoshua is a Christian?
      I never should've trusted that neurotic what's his name, Saul, Paul, he kept changing names all the time.
      That will teach you to hire fishermen to run your business. Try a system's engineer next time.
      What?

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      • #18
        I would be offended, but I don't have that Swedish guy's permission. Kropotkin, I think his name was. So instead I'll just say thhhhpt.
        On a more on-topic note, I think, there's a passage in the bible that says not even the angels know for sure when He's coming back, so I'm one of the two people who said "beats me."
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        • #19
          Fluffers are girls employed to 'prepare' male porn stars for their scenes.
          Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
          Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
          We've got both kinds

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          • #20
            Originally posted by MikeH
            Fluffers are girls employed to 'prepare' male porn stars for their scenes.
            Ahhh
            Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
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            • #21
              Some people in this thread got thoroughly "whooshed".

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              • #22
                I firmly believe he'll show up right after Zeus, but a short time before Odin.
                "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                • #23
                  as soon as this Seinfeld rerun is over - hey ya can't rush the guy.

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                  • #24
                    Hmmm... the spam sharks are feeding again.

                    If you aren't going to answer the question seriously, don't bother to post...
                    Keep on Civin'
                    RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                    • #25
                      "Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away. But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." - Matthew 24:35-36
                      I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
                      For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator Rubio

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Ming
                        Hmmm... the spam sharks are feeding again.

                        If you aren't going to answer the question seriously, don't bother to post...
                        Oh, so sorry. Here's my serious answer:

                        It's fiction/mythology. It's never going to happen.
                        "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                        "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                        "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                        • #27
                          "Think for yourself, don't rely on the words of 2000 year old dead people" - Sava 59:22-12

                          I think that there was a man named Jesus that lived who had some good things to say. But I don't believe in the whole mythical walking on water crap. And I think his original followers somehow managed to make their cult a religion. I don't believe there will be a "second-coming" because I don't even believe in the "first-coming", so-to-speak.
                          To us, it is the BEAST.

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                          • #28
                            Interesting that so many avowed Atheists have an interest in this subject.
                            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by MikeH
                              Fluffers are girls employed to 'prepare' male porn stars for their scenes.
                              Stanley Tweedle was hired as a fluffer in one Lexx episode.
                              Blog | Civ2 Scenario League | leo.petr at gmail.com

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                              • #30
                                Jesus, IMHO, was nothing more than a David Copperfield. Master of illusion.
                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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