How big a freak are you?

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

It's a "big news" time right now, and everyone's getting a bit tense and serious. I think we're all in need of a bloody good laugh at someone else's expense, preferably in a thread that's in exceptionally poor taste. It's a tough job, but I'm willing to take it on.

Let's mock the afflicted! Please post your physical deformities and impairments for discussion and/or ridicule here. Bear in mind that you will be mocked mercilessly, so if this is liable to offend you then don't reveal anything. You fool.

Right- who's first. Any good mutations, even if it is just one of those frekish bellybuttons that stick out like a knobbly little tumour?

[DeathByTheSword]

I have 3 nipples! let the laughing begin :Evilgrin:

[Flubber]

well


I have a chromosomal abnormality in which portions of my "10' and "4" chromosomes have switched places. I've been looking for a sixth finger to grow but so far no luck.

[MRT144]

i have a mole on my head that is about half an inch long and sticks out an eight of an inch but its covered by the hair on my scalp

[Dis]

I have no physical deformities. other than I'm butt ugly and wear glasses

Does my 12 inch penis count as a physical deformity?

[Buck Birdseed]

Well, with the exception of those missing top-jaw incisors, not much really. Nothing natural, at least.

[MRT144]

dissident, bragging about gentalia is a mental deformity found in most insecure males

[Flubber]

Originally posted by Dissident
I have no physical deformities. other than I'm butt ugly and wear glasses

Does my 12 inch penis count as a physical deformity?

-- I knew SOMEONE would just have to make the penis comment.

The even more obvious retorts

" 12 inches ? kinda small but would never think of that as deformed "

Or

"stop measuring from your butt cheeks"

[orange]

nothing, i'm perfect

[DeathByTheSword]

well with that part over with.....lets talk about deformities of famous people....what is up with the hair of Bush....

[Dis]

and what about Gorbachev? What's with that mark on his head?

[red_jon]

I have down's syndrome.

[Az]

I have a fairly large, black spot on my abdomen, half a nipples radius.

[MRT144]

really, my friend cooper has downs syndrome. but his last name is downs so we all call doing somethign cooper would do as having "downs syndrome"

[HershOstropoler]

"Any good mutations, even if it is just one of those frekish bellybuttons that stick out like a knobbly little tumour?"

How did you know?