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  • #16
    My favourite Trek quote is part of my signature
    "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
    "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

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    • #17
      By the way, you know the joke about arabs and Star Trek? is very good!
      "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
      "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

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      • #18
        Originally posted by OliverFA
        By the way, you know the joke about arabs and Star Trek? is very good!
        Then tell it already!
        "We are living in the future, I'll tell you how I know, I read it in the paper, Fifteen years ago" - John Prine

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        • #19
          The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech, and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart. They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America"

          The American says "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I will do."

          The Saudi whispers "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs. He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in Star Trek."

          The American laughs and leans over. "That's because it takes place in the future."
          "Never trust a man who puts your profit before his own profit." - Grand Nagus Zek, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, episode 11
          "A communist is someone who has read Marx and Lenin. An anticommunist is someone who has understood Marx and Lenin." - Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)

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          • #20
            Tsk.

            Doctor Bashir is arab.

            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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            • #21
              That was bad. hehe

              I only know one star trek quote

              "Kkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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