Who's Next ?

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Willem
I don't think he's crazy at all.

Finally! Somebody who agrees with me on this.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

Originally posted by Urban Ranger


Like the National Guard?

I don't want to threadjack, either, so I'll say just this: I doubt that graduates of Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Dartmouth Stanford, the University of Chicago, Georgetown, etc., etc, are proportionately represented in the Guard. And that's where the children of our Congress and our Executive branch -- as well as the children of CEO's -- tend to end up. If you know differently, UR, let's wait for Daz's conscription thread and talk there.

[Az]

what's "White boys" has got to do with this?

It's a known fact that "white" people are overrepresented in frontline combat duties.

[Winston]

Re: Who's Next ?

Other Axis of Evil Wannabes,
by John Cleese

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of
Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had
formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be
more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President
Bush warned of in his State of the Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new
Axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right.
They are just as evil.. . in their dreams!" declared North
Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best
evils . . . best at being evil ...we're the best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being
excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could
join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian
President Bashar al-Assad.

"An axis can't have more than three counties", explained Iraqi
President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's
tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan
in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three, and a secret
handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was
swift, as within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate
status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba,
Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of
Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar
in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia
and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as
Just Generally Disagreeable".

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs
filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be
called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But
Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics".

Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the
"Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not
a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish
Executive First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't
perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for
most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis
of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its
members of filing a false application. Officials from
Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis,
but privately world leaders said that's only because no one
asked them.

[Az]

That's a classic.

[Willem]

Re: Re: Who's Next ?

Originally posted by Winston

You've gotta love John Cleese!

[Proteus_MST]

while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the
"Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick".

ROFLMAO, Winston

[Urban Ranger]

Oh no. This is the best bit:

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Chadguay always cracks me up

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by Willem


Of course not, you're going to be bogged down in both Iraq and Afghanistan for some time to come. There's no way that you'll be able to just walk away and leave those countries to their own devices, again. The world will be watching you very carefully after this. And Al Qaeda is bound to gain a few new recruits and support from the very angry Muslims in the ME now. This war is going to make your anti-terrorism campaign much more difficult to win.

I didn't know I was so popular.

[Ted Striker]

Originally posted by obiwan18


Posting for Jesus again, Laz?

I vote Canada.

Lots of oil, natural resources.
Evil Frenchmen running the country.
Cuts Alaska off from the rest of the US.

Wait...now that I think about it..

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Guynemer
Baba O'Reilly!

My thoughts exactly!

"It's only teenage wasteland!"

[Ted Striker]

"I put my back into my living...."

[Sikander]

Originally posted by SlowwHand

Proaction beats the stuffing out of reaction every time.

Procreation beats the stuffing out of most things.

[Ted Striker]

Procreation is fun.

But don't make the same mistake as MRT --please wear a jimmy sack.

[Sikander]

Originally posted by Ted Striker
Procreation is fun.

But don't make the same mistake as MRT --please wear a jimmy sack.

What happened to MRT?