Joke (in Greek - has some english in it)

[Bereta_Eder]

BUSH IN LOVE
> >
> > Ï Georges W. Bush åßíáé óôï Ðáñßóé ãéá ìéá åðßóçìç åðßóêåøç.
> > ÊÜèå ìÝñá êé åíþ êÜíåé ôïí ðåñßðáôü ôïõ óå Ýíá äÜóïò ôïõ Ðáñéóéïý
> >óõíáíôÜåé ðÜíôá óôï ßäéï óçìåßï ìßá åíôõðùóéáêÜ üìïñöç ãõíáßêá. ÐÜíôá
üìùò
> >ç ãõíáßêá ôïõ ãõñßæåé ôçí ðëÜôç. O Bush èÝëåé íá ôçí êáôáêôÞóåé ïðüôå
> >áðïöáóßæåé íá óõìâïõëåõôåß ôïí Chirac.
> >
> > - Åßíáé áðëü! Ôïõ ëÝåé ï Chirac, ðñþôá ðñÝðåé íá ôçò ôñáâÞîåéò ôçí
> >ðñïóï÷Þ.
> > Ãéá ðáñÜäåéãìá, áýñéï âÜøå ôï Üëïãü óïõ ðñÜóéíï. ¼ôáí óõíáíôçèåßôå
> >óßãïõñá èá ôçò êÜíåé åíôýðùóç êáé èá óå ñùôÞóåé:
> > - "why did you paint your horse green?" ïðüôå êé åóý ðñï÷ùñÜò."
> > - "Do you mean I **** her ?"
> > - "Non, not yet. Ìðïñåßò óôç óõíÝ÷åéá ãéá ðáñÜäåéãìá íá ôçí
êáëÝóåéò
> >ãéá Ýíá ðïôü."
> > - "Then I **** her?!"
> > - "¼÷é, ü÷é áìÝóùò. ÌåôÜ êáëü èá Þôáí íá ðçãáßíáôå ìéá âüëôá óå
> >ñïìáíôéêÜ ìÝñç. "
> > - "And I **** her?"
> > - "¼÷é áìÝóùò! ÐÞãáéíÝ ôçí óå Ýíá êáëü åóôéáôüñéï."
> > - "So I **** her?"
> > - "E,ü÷é áêüìá. ÐñïóöÝñóïõ íá ôçí ðáò ôáîßäé óå Ýíá ñïìáíôéêü
ìÝñïò,
> >åñùôéêü êáëýôåñá! Óôçí Bangkok ãéá ðáñÜäåéãìá."
> > - "There I **** her?"
> > - "E...íáé, ãéáôß ü÷é?"
> > O Bush âñßóêåé êáôáðëçêôéêü ôï ó÷Ýäéï êáé áðïöáóßæåé íá ôï âÜëåé
óå
> >åöáñìïãÞ ôï óõíôïìüôåñï äõíáôüí.
> > Ôçí åðüìåíç, íùñßò ôï ðñùß âÜöåé ôï Üëïãü ôïõ ðñÜóéíï êáé îåêéíÜåé
> >ãéá ôïí êáèéåñùìÝíï ôïõ ðåñßðáôï. Åêåß óõíáíôÜåé îáíÜ ôçí ãõíáßêá, ôïí
> >ðëçóéÜæåé êáé ôïí ñùôÜåé:
> > - "Why did you paint your horse green ?"
> > O Bush ðáßñíåé ìéá âáèéÜ áíÜóá êáé ÷áìïãåëþíôáò ðëáôéÜ ôçò áðáíôÜ:
> > - "To **** you in Bangkok"

[Japher]

I don't know Greek, but it sure looks funny...

[Stefu]

I think the "Why did you paint your horse green"? line is what makes the joke.

[Alex]

wait...

[Az]

pfft, Shirac is waay too timid. If that joke was true, he'd probably never get any.

[Inverse Icarus]

i demand a translation in a superior language with less squiggly marks. even spanish is borderline.

[Japher]

what about french?

[Az]

Believe me, there is nothing funny about this joke.

Let me summarize it for you:

Bush is a cross between a brute and a horny monkey.
despite europe trying to teach him manners, he still behaves like a barbarian, has no tact, etc.

I am telling you, HILLARIOUS.

[Inverse Icarus]

Originally posted by Japher
what about french?

i said superior.

but if it was in french, at least i could run it through a translator.

[Serb]

- Åßíáé áðëü!

It sounds very funny on Russian. What it means Paiktis?

[Bereta_Eder]

Originally posted by Serb


It sounds very funny on Russian. What it means Paiktis?

"ine aplo" means "it is simple"


Sorry for not having the time to translate the joke now.

[Az]

I could translate the joke, but it sucks. Seriously, paiktis. that wasn't funny at all.

[Bereta_Eder]

you can try and run it here but i dont guarantee the results http://systran.otenet.gr/

[Japher]

That just translate from one funny looking language to another. Blah, I feel like a blonde!!!

Ya know: How do keep a blonde in suspense?
- I'll tell you tomorrow.

[Stefu]

I got this by Dejaing for the phrase about the green horse.

Regularly, when he goes for a walk with his horse, George W. Bush comes
across a marvellously beautiful woman, but she never notices him. The
meetings end up taking over his head to such point that he decides to
open
his heart to Chirac during an official visit.

"It is simple, Chirac says, It is necessary to start first with
attracting
her attention. Tomorrow, for example, you paint your horse green. You
will meet her, and she won't fail to wonder why and to ask you
"Why did you paint your horse green"?
* "Do you I mean **** her"?
* "No, not yet. Then, you can invite for example, to have a drink."
* "Then I **** her"?
* "No, not immediately...! After, well you go for the walks with her
in some romantic places."
* "And I **** her"?
* "Not immediately! Try to take her to a chic restaurant"
* "So then I **** her"?
* "No, not again. Ask if she will come with you to a romantic place, or
an
exotic place, Bangkok for example."
* "There I **** her"?
* "Well... yes, there you will be able to... "

Bush finds the plan brilliant and decides to apply it at the earliest
chance.
Early the following day, he paints his horse green and goes for a
walk. He meets the woman of his dreams again. For the
first time since he first saw her, the woman notices him, approaches,
and
then demands:
* "Why did you paint your horse in green"?
Bush inspires deeply, and with a big smile on his lips, he answers:
* "To **** you in Bangkok".