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  • #16
    Originally posted by chegitz guevara
    If it were us, do you think they'd have found the bugs?
    you have stealth bugs now too?

    Can't see why the British would bug a meeting room when they are involved in the meeting.

    I would say blame the Vatican but they don't need bugs with God being the ultimate spy

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    • #17
      Yeah, it's the French. This way if/when the bugs were discovered they can appear as victims, while no one knows they were retrieving the signals through hidden devices in their Eiffel Tower!


      1 reason it wouldn't be Germany is...
      "Any man who speaks German couldn't be an evil man."

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Colon


        We reserve the right to spy on our subordinates.
        Why would you want to spy on Luxembourg?
        One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by HershOstropoler
          "If it were us, do you think they'd have found the bugs?"

          If it were you, would you have anyone to find the correct building to plant the bugs?
          You think we bombed the Chinese embassy by accident? You're so naive.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Big Crunch


            Why would you want to spy on Luxembourg?
            Because that makes us feel powerful. Let us be in our grandstanding illusions, would ya?
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            • #21
              You and your damned chocolate duck . . . now I'm jonesing for chocolate.
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                Originally posted by chegitz guevara

                You think we bombed the Chinese embassy by accident?
                No.
                “Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)

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                • #23
                  The French have so many diplomats they need bugs to keep tabs on them

                  More seriously, if the bugs were in a usual EU-council meeting place, it could be about any EU-State or state interested in the EU : the EU-council is the most influencial place of power in the EU institutions, filled with inner debates where countries privately haggle according to their interests. Only the results of the hagglings are public.
                  There can be good information to be taken about member countries by listening to their debate.
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                  • #24
                    In that case it's the TURKS!
                    One day Canada will rule the world, and then we'll all be sorry.

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                    • #25
                      BBC are saying the British have been bugged too.

                      It must be the French.
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                      • #26
                        We wuz framed!

                        You never know. It could have been the Iraqis. Or we could be framing the Iraqis...
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                        • #27
                          Yeah, Saddam is now worrying about the latest revisions to the EU market regulations for Gherkins for sure.
                          “Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by TheStinger
                            BBC are saying the British have been bugged too.

                            It must be the French.
                            When have the French not been buging the British.
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                            • #29
                              Good point. You might not be able to tell whether this is a state agency or non-state agency.
                              I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by DinoDoc

                                When have the French not been buging the British.


                                I really do hope it isn't the US though. It might make TB position a littel vulnerable
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