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  • Quotable Tony Halme, Finnish parliament's new great hope

    Sorry about another Finnish election thread, Ming, but you'll probably accept this - I want the lowly state of Finnish nation to get seen more widely.

    Yes, Tony Halme. We've spoken quite a lot about him in the Finnish election thread. He got 15,000 votes in Helsinki area, which is quite, quite a lot - and gives him a seat in the parliament. Tony published a book 'bout two years ago. Here are some statements from the book. I've translated them myself. No, I don't own the book - I got them off Muro. I've leafed through the book, though - they're authentic. And they're only the tip of the iceberg.

    ...shouldn't we find work for all Finns before we start getting all kinds of Negroes and Hottentots here?
    ...Now the Somali whelps yap in newspapers about how they're the toughest gang in Helsinki. This country's growing youth should have enough willpower to show them whose the master in the house. Tone a bit down with the glue-sniffing and put the place in order so grandmas dare to move about the railway station...
    ...I sat one day in street cafe in Esplanadi in some nice company. Then Abu-Bapu and his pal Bingo-Bango walked right there from their daily nap. They fetched couple a chairs and went right in to talk with these two Finnish girls, no matter how they said no. ..."I don't know what's the sitting order around your camel shit campfire, but here in Finland we don't call each other names or come to tables without permission. Get back to the railway station. I bet you work for the State Railroads since you hang there all day?..."
    ...At this place I threw him off the terrance and he flew in a curve and landed on his ass. He had a mobile telephone in his hand before he landed and he started his godawful babbling right away...
    ...The truth is that kind of a Mauri Mopo (note: A lightweight boxer who Tony described as "He had faggy curls on his shoulders and only marks on his face were pimples") wouldn't even be in Finnish porn mag Kalle's gay pages if it weren't for me raising the profile of this sport...
    ...When I become a MP I'll put this country in order. I'll go personally to every goddamn office to see what they're doing or if they're doing anything at all. Sleeping, coffee drinking, shit talking and asspicking will end right there...
    ...I here and now promise to pay the gasoline to every Lada used to drive the Finnish commie traitors hell away from here with a red cap on their heads... Balalaika on their ass and right on the eastern border...
    (Note that Tony's referring to preferred Finnish fascist tactic of the thirties, driving commies and comsymps to the eastern border and roughing them a bit along the way.)

    ...I've been watching so many doors I can do it in the parliament, too. I'll go to sit beside the door before the meeting and see that only honest and patriotic Finland-born citizens get in like the Constitution says...
    In other words, be afraid. Be very very afraid...
    "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
    "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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    I don't know if I should be glad or afraid. Glad because he is colorfull, or afraid if he gets his ways.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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    • #3
      And actually he got 16 000 votes.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        Hottentots?
        I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
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        • #5
          Don't worry, Sledge will kick Tony's ass. He knows what he's doing.
          "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
          - Lone Star

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          • #6
            Furriners don't have any idea what this means, or what just happened.. they are really underestimating the value of this. I'm glad he wasn't a member of any major parties, or he would be minister of some kind..
            In da butt.
            "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
            THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
            "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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            • #7
              This is the man. Holding the book of Finnish law. I didn't add the 'for dummies' text, I just couldn't find this picture without that modification.. so here it is:
              Attached Files
              In da butt.
              "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
              THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
              "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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              • #8
                To be serious for a while, I'm appalled that this turdburglar got into the parliament.

                I hope like hell that he makes a fool out of himself and thus ensures that he won't be elected again.
                "On this ship you'll refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
                - Lone Star

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                • #9
                  You know what? I bet he makes a fool out of himself - and is elected again - along with 20 or so mini-Tonys, all around Finland...
                  "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                  "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pekka


                    I don't know if I should be glad or afraid. Glad because he is colorfull, or afraid if he gets his ways.

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                    • #11
                      what he says does not sound that bad...
                      My Words Are Backed With Bad Attitude And VETERAN KNIGHTS!

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                      • #12
                        Andemagne, "negroes and hottentots" are Finns too. I don't like commies either, but deporting people (to a non-commie country at that) for being commies is idiotic.
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                        • #13
                          Tony's certainly off to a good start - he's already called the President a lesbian.

                          I didn't mention that Tony's got a SS lightning tattoo and another near his arse reading "EXIT ONLY", did I?
                          Last edited by Stefu; March 17, 2003, 15:43.
                          "Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
                          "That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world

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                          • #14


                            Sounds like a real fun guy.

                            -Arrian
                            grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                            The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                            • #15
                              yep

                              (the SS tattoo is kind of bad though)
                              CSPA

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