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I though Ultimate Lonestar got hit by the Ultimate Duty Van of Doom and Terror 
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He did. Ultimate Gas Turbine Mechanic(Electric) Seaman Alves was gunning for him.Originally posted by ColdWizard
I though Ultimate Lonestar got hit by the Ultimate Duty Van of Doom and Terror
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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he recovered then? I'd heard rumors that his injuries were so severe that he was unable to eat pizza
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All true. It has been a long, hard road for Ultimate Lonestar , and it may indeed get harder still. There is talk that he may be unable to be permitted to use his car when he returns to it, as his right leg is still a terrifying sight to behold!Originally posted by ColdWizard
he recovered then? I'd heard rumors that his injuries were so severe that he was unable to eat pizza
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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doesn't Ultimate Lonestar have some sort of Ultimate Car that uses voice control or mental biofeedback or something?
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Ultimate Lonestar doesn't even make 15k a year, he ain't no officer.Originally posted by ColdWizard
doesn't Ultimate Lonestar have some sort of Ultimate Car that uses voice control or mental biofeedback or something?
He does, however, have the Honda of Doom(tm).Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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oh, I forget that superheroes sometimes have to start out low if they haven't inherited billions from deceased relatives or won the lotto or something
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Hey, those secret caves ain't cheap, and the Navy has a tendancy to ask questions.Originally posted by ColdWizard
oh, I forget that superheroes sometimes have to start out low if they haven't inherited billions from deceased relatives or won the lotto or something
("Why do you have a phaser rifle in your room?")Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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doesn't lonestar have any civilian friends who could bring the pizza to him or a grocery store on base?"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boyComment
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Jeebus no. Not in Pensacola.Originally posted by devilmunchkin
doesn't lonestar have any civilian friends who could bring the pizza to him or a grocery store on base?Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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You've yet to thank me for giving you that car.Originally posted by Lonestar
He does, however, have the Honda of Doom(tm).I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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No, no, you gave me that Kia, remember?Originally posted by DinoDoc
You've yet to thank me for giving you that car.
Like my Avatar, pinko?
Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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Doom is displeased.Originally posted by Lonestar
Like my Avatar, pinko?
Lonestar is vaporized in a power beam blastI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Well, time for me to get some shuteye. Go back to your dank Teutonic castle now. Watch out for the suicide bombers.Today, you are the waves of the Pacific, pushing ever eastward. You are the sequoias rising from the Sierra Nevada, defiant and enduring.Comment
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/me runs to the door and prevents Frozzy from enteringComment
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