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I hereby declare the launch of my personal crusade of liberation for all tortured and discriminated gingerbread men. The Gingerbread Man is to be free, and will be liberated from the depths of milk glasses worldwide!!!
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Free the gingerbread man!!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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/me begins anti-war protest and blocks the door leading to the ISR
It's merely an imperialist ploy to control the milk of the people that eat gingerbread men! Make yummy snack foods, not War!
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No blood for milk!I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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Awww.....does this mean I have to give up my salty sea men for gingerbread men? YUCK!
Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ ImranComment
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Bah! Your merciless persecution of my people has reached it's end!!!Comment
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what are you going to do? impose UN sanctions?
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No, but I'll release my army of mini-Hans Blixs and mini-Kofi Annans and Mini-Jacques Chiracs and then you'll be quivering on the floor and a gingerbread man will have his boot over your chest like in some cheesy action film.
Hans Blix! Kofi Annan! JacquesassChirac! ATTACK!!!!!Comment
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/me casts stinking cloud on the Hans Blixes, fear on the Jacques Chiracs, and cone of cold on the Kofi Annans.Comment
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Hmmm...
* Frozzy mounts a helicopter gunship and reigns terror over the coffee shopComment
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/me casts a couple of fireballs and then blames Frozzy for injuring civilians and non-combatantsComment
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* Frozzy takes ColdWizard to the Hague and provides video evidence of his genocide
Thanks for reaching one of my goals as a* ColdWizard casts stinking cloud on the Hans Blixes, fear on the Jacques Chiracs, and cone of cold on the Kofi Annans.fanatical militaristfreedom fighter
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If firefighters fight fires... then what do freedom fighters fight?
Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all!Comment
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/me provides the Hague video evidence that shows the fireballs originating from Frozzy's helicopterComment
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* Frozzy elongates the clip to show ColdWizard torturing Gingerbread Men and that the fireballs hit coldWizard in his power trip.Comment
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