Apolyton Coffee Shop: Tuome on apina

[DinoDoc]

I aim to please, m'lady.

/me puffs Tia

[ColdWizard]

Originally posted by Frozzy
Because you put them there.

i did not

/me glares at Skanky

[DinoDoc]

Is Skanky ever up to something good or does he devote all of his energy to the dark side?

[ColdWizard]

i suspect he's trying to gain finnish citizenship

[Frozzy]

Skanky is Australian. Enough said. Australia has an endless supply of water, even though you see no fresh water on maps and TV reports are filled with Aussie bush fires and Aussie droughts, yet they all stay alive.

/me suspects Australia has joined the Axis of Evil, along with Canada and Finland

[devilmunchkin]

aussie's have niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice accents.
blah..i have the flu....i'm all dizzy n stuff...i got sent home from work though...though i was there long enough for all the cigarette smoke to soak into me and it's now coming out of my pores..yucky. i can't wash my face enough...

[DeathByTheSword]

aussies in the axis of evil..... then is the strangest axis I ever seen....Iraq Iran N-Korea is somewhat of a straight line....but together with Oz......hmmm

[Skanky Burns]

That flu seems to be going around.
But some bourbon should kill them bugs off.

And speaking of killing things off...
* Frozzy is taken away for knowing too much

[DeathByTheSword]

I blame the flu on you-know-who

[DinoDoc]

Originally posted by DeathByTheSword
I blame the flu on you-know-who

Skanky is truely a Dark Lord of the Sith!

I'm looking for a "coalition of the willing" to help me destroy his reign of terror. Anybody with me?

[Kassiopeia]

/me raises hand *

I'll join, DinoDoc!

Skanky is a threat to at least:

- World peace
- Western lifestyle
- Apolyton in general
- Bunnies (!!!)

Skanky also adheres to these evil ideologues:

- Americanism
- Liberalism
- Anti-Americanism
- EuroCommunism
- Pacifism
- EuroCapitalism
- Conservatism
- Militarism

He is also a member of BOTH the Republican and Democratic party in the US, and he is a member in several other suspicious political movements across the world, like the Finnish Central Party or the Labour Party in the UK.

Also, Skanky has been blamed and suspected for:

- Technical errors and serverload on Poly
- Various cases of illness
- Freak accidents
- Accidents involving freaks
- Creation of the United Nations
- Earthquake in San Fransisco in early 1900's
- Slowdowns in my eMule downloads
- Cracklings and other faults in mp3 files
- Hayden Christiansen
- The Black Death
- Pestilence
- Famine
- The Backstreet Boys
- Blasphemy
- Two World Wars (and maybe a Third one )
- The division of Korea
- Pilfering
- Thievery
- Floods
- Locusts
- The fact that I still have a four-year old computer
- Our coming down from the trees
- The original sin (Adam? No-ho, it was Skanky!)
- Grand Theft Avatar
- Assasinations of several members of the Kennedy family and Abraham Lincoln
- Cover-up of the Roswell case in 1947
- Various shenanigans
- Destruction of the Coffeeshop, on 53221 occasions he has been the prime suspect!
- Locking of innocent threads, banning of innocent posters
- Evil (That's the Finns' turf )
- My Carpal tunnel syndrome (gotta stop typing this post)

Skanky (who is also probably a member of the Illuminati and related to Usama bin Laden and Pol Pot) must be stopped!

[DeathByTheSword]

if he is a threat to bunnies I will join this coalition....but of course i am dutch so only political and not with any military support....

/me prepares his secret special forces bunny brigade to fight against skanky in secret

[ColdWizard]

i will join my glorious cult leader in this anti-Skankyness endeavor!

/me runs into the ISR and brings out Eva 00, Eva 01, and Eva 02

which one do you want to use, O-Great-Evangelion-Freak?

[DeathByTheSword]

/me puts a bunny in each Eva

[ColdWizard]