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  • #16
    If I were your parents, I would never forgive you for destroying my BMW!



    seriously, you're VERY LUCKY. don't be stupid.

    The most I ever drove was 145kmph ( mainly because I drive a piece of junk ) And I felt like a complete ******* later, reminding myself that my cousin has died in a car crash.
    urgh.NSFW

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    • #17
      i once tried to make molasses on my stove and severely burned my hand
      "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
      'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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      • #18
        I know how lucky I am....sometimes. I only realize it when I get home, sit on my couch.....then I freak out just thinking about it.

        The fastest I ever went with my car is 272 km/h......what a thrill....I dont do that anymore though....I got a kid now so I dont do that on the street anymore. I go on a race track here and it costs 20$ for 20 turns. It`s a shlt load of fun. My dream was to be a race car driver....oh well.

        Spec.
        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by MRT144
          i once tried to make molasses on my stove and severely burned my hand
          Noob.
          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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          • #20
            The fastest I ever went with my car is 272 km/h......what a thrill
            did the quebec authorities launch fighter jets to intercept you?

            DAMN.
            urgh.NSFW

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Azazel

              did the quebec authorities launch fighter jets to intercept you?

              DAMN.
              Nope, I was racing vs a 911 carrera 4 turbo.......I lost. He went right by me......
              When you go at these speeds here in Québec and you cross a police they usually dont even try to catch you...they call some friends farther ahead but you always have time to get off the next exit and never get caught.


              Spec.
              Last edited by Spec; March 11, 2003, 16:43.
              -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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              • #22
                As a 6 year old, I was taking to riding my ride-on police car backwards down a concrete slope thingy at my grandparents. My family were all watching, going "Paul, be careful", but I didn't listen. At about the 10th try, I fell off and almost cracked my head open.
                "Paul Hanson, you should give Gibraltar back to the Spanish" - Paiktis, dramatically over-estimating my influence in diplomatic circles.

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                • #23
                  You were driving a 911? then a BMW?

                  what are you? some kind of snob?

                  *green with envy*
                  urgh.NSFW

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Azazel
                    You were driving a 911? then a BMW?

                    what are you? some kind of snob?

                    *green with envy*
                    Dude, no way. Read again. I was racing against a Porshe 911 and he went right past me. I lost the race. I started losing him around 245km/h.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #25
                      Well, me and my friends race with twelve year old cars, and pickup trucks inside the city, thank you very much.
                      urgh.NSFW

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Azazel
                        Well, me and my friends race with twelve year old cars, and pickup trucks inside the city, thank you very much.
                        You`ll get there man....I used to have a toyota Tercel 90. A big 85 hp. O-60 in less than 14 secs!! WOW!!! I kept it for 3 years and then bought my RX-7. I'll never sell my car. My kid and girlfriend come first but my car is really second......before my house. I'm so imature I can't even believe my self.

                        Spec.
                        -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                        • #27
                          I was runnning on the side of a highway (Usual of me, I got a ticket last week for biking on the Queensway\417 near Ottawa) and got hit by a car at around 80 kmh, he hit me with only his side view mirror. It was very dumb of him (of course its illegal for me to even be there). HE was driving on the lane for mechanical problems or whatever you call where you stop on side of high ways. I though he would stop, that he had a problem and thats why he was there (I was about 6 feet\2 meters from the actual driving lane) but not only did he not stop for problems or anything, but for as far as I could see, he kept driving in that lane !! The idiot actually used that space to drive and was driving almost half in grass (I have run a lot in that area and usually cars are very far from me).
                          My mother is a physiotherapist, and had to do some work, but I only got a very big bruise and some muscle soreness...
                          She said I was very lucky to be running, and not walking or even standing becasue while in movement your body doesn't really take the full shock.
                          I do have psychological damage now because I used to run on the same side of the road all the time, meaning the right side going and left side coming back, but now Im always on the left side, because if the cars are behind my back, I get nervous that some crazy idiot may be driving outside the road.

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                          • #28
                            RX-7. nice.
                            urgh.NSFW

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                            • #29
                              The RX-7, IIRC, had that rotory engine that generated a ridiculous amount of power out of a 1.3 liter engine, right?

                              They're coming out with the "RX-8" which seems like the old RX-7 + back seats.

                              -Arrian

                              p.s. tried w-a-n-k-e-l engine, but the first four letters got censored. *sigh*
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                              • #30
                                was 4 when i tried to eat a life snake
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