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Omg I just found this by mistake and it doesn't surprise me one bit. Read along.
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1. Jared did not in fact have to walk to Subway to buy his sandwiches, so exercise wasn't a part of his miraculous weight loss. His dormitory had a Subway on the first floor, and he always ate there because it was the closest place to get food. The only time he'd leave his dorm room was to go to class, and even then he would pick classes based on whether they had chairs wide enough for him to sit in.
3. Before Jared was known for his miraculous weight-loss, he was known for having one of the most comprehensive porno collections on campus. Evidently people would come to check movies out of his extensive library, and many would come up to his dorm room to borrow a movie and then return it 15 minutes later.
Think of these things the next time you see another one of those Subway ads.
Anyone surprised?
Spec.
excerpts:
1. Jared did not in fact have to walk to Subway to buy his sandwiches, so exercise wasn't a part of his miraculous weight loss. His dormitory had a Subway on the first floor, and he always ate there because it was the closest place to get food. The only time he'd leave his dorm room was to go to class, and even then he would pick classes based on whether they had chairs wide enough for him to sit in.
3. Before Jared was known for his miraculous weight-loss, he was known for having one of the most comprehensive porno collections on campus. Evidently people would come to check movies out of his extensive library, and many would come up to his dorm room to borrow a movie and then return it 15 minutes later.
Think of these things the next time you see another one of those Subway ads.
Anyone surprised?
Spec.
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